happythoughts 0 #1 September 30, 2002 A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fudd 0 #2 September 30, 2002 Just throwing in a few pictures too... There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #4 September 30, 2002 lol! I love the dog with the ball!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hagar 0 #5 September 30, 2002 Some of these may not be work safe!--- PCSS #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hagar 0 #6 September 30, 2002 At least one og the pictures should not be seen by anyone!--- PCSS #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
