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Resolution of Iraq situation!

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Who would win?

Hard to tell

Saddam H
-no completed military training
-job: being a ruthless dictator
-experience with firearms: fires them during speaches
-biggest strength: has many look-alikes
-biggest weakness: not exactly known as a marksman
-favorite movie character: Don Corleone


George W B

-no completed military training
-job: current leader of the free world
-biggers weakness: possible lack of intelligence
-biggest strength: should be reasonably familiar with firearms
-favorite movie character: Dr Evil
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George W B

-no completed military training



Ix-nay. Former fighter pilot, like his dad.
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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George W B

-no completed military training



Ix-nay. Former fighter pilot, like his dad.



I think the keyword is "completed". Sure he was a pilot in the National Guard. Well, when he wasn't AWOL anyway. Technically though, he deserted since he was absent over 30 days.

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>Who would win?

What would happen:

George would come to the fight with an RPG launcher, an M-16 and a Glock 17. Saddam would have a revolver with two wet bullets. They would turn and walk 20 paces. Bush would walk about 17, lose count and turn, to find a gun held on him. He would open fire and utterly annihilate his opponent, only to find he had killed Saddam's second in command instead. He would also find his Glock missing. Shots would ring out from behind him, and both Bush and Cheney would be wounded as they scrambled for cover. Their Army escort would get them out of there, and Bush would call in an airstrike in the general area. They would hit a wedding instead, so Bush would bomb Baghdad in an attempt to get Hussein.

Two years later Hussein's son would be running Baghdad II. Hussein himself would make the occasional threatening videotape to be leaked to the press, threatening the US with nuclear weapons. Bush and Cheney would be asking Congress to OK a war with Pakistan since that whole Iraq thing didn't work out so well.

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