Sebazz1 2 #26 November 1, 2002 I call my penis "my unit"Niiiiice unit!... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airborne31582 0 #27 November 1, 2002 "You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor, it used to be you and and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine, Dear Penis, I think I like you after all" I know someone who named his balls Mary-Kate and Ashley Chris I thought of the odds of me succeeding, versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #28 November 1, 2002 QuoteWhy does it embarrass me when you say "virginia" in place of "VAGINA?" [Blush] That's..MISS VIRGINIA, not just virginia. My girl's a beauty queen;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #29 November 1, 2002 My privates (and the Sergeant - hehehe) "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #30 November 1, 2002 QuoteQuoteWhy does it embarrass me when you say "virginia" in place of "VAGINA?" [Blush] That's..MISS VIRGINIA, not just virginia. My girl's a beauty queen;-) Man, this is great. Two girls chatting about vaginas. If the three of us ever get together, can I bring us back to this topic? Can I bring my twister game? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 November 1, 2002 Quote I call my penis "my unit"Niiiiice unit!... "My penis has a first name, it's...." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #32 November 1, 2002 Quote I believe a nickname is something you shouldn't give yourself. It has to be kind of "earned" through some special event. Therefore, I have to sift among the names that ladies have given it. The most often mentioned. So far, the winning entry is "The Penis God". You've got to go with public opinion, I believe. I didn't give it to myself... I kinda like it so it stuck though My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #33 November 1, 2002 Whenever I see someones jumpsuit bulging near their crotch I always say... "nice unit" Even to girls... That I know of course... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #34 November 1, 2002 The only nicknames ever give to me by someone else had nothing to do w/ my body parts;-). "lil ripper" when I used to wakeboard "smoky " when I was really drunk and burnt the hell out of my neck w/ my friend's curling iron "sexy lexy" my code name at work "laser lips" as in, "hey laser lips, yo mama was a snowblower" "hoochie mama" from my varsity volleyball teammates since I was nominated class flirt...even though i never dated anyone at my high school...go figure. and that's about it...most people just call me "Care" or "Cares" Pretty boring;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud9 0 #35 November 1, 2002 Well I named mine faith. Cause I found out when women get down and serious they just want us guys to trust them, you know to have some faith in them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #36 November 1, 2002 I call mine "Florida" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #37 November 1, 2002 Quote I call mine "Florida" Its always flacid and not good for much? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 November 1, 2002 Quote Quote I call mine "Florida" Its always flacid and not good for much? I guess we have an explanation for how Brownsville got its name. Texas kind of has that cellulite butt cheeks look to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #39 November 1, 2002 I think he calls it Florida, b/c everyone wants to go down to Florida at least some time in their lives...right? Ha ha ha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #40 November 1, 2002 Quote I think he calls it Florida, b/c everyone wants to go down to Florida at least some time in their lives...right? Ha ha ha! Either that or because he has spotted many elderly folks there eh? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #41 November 1, 2002 Quote I think he calls it Florida, b/c everyone wants to go down to Florida at least some time in their lives...right? Ha ha ha! Florida used to be a bigger state when Cuba was closer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #42 November 1, 2002 Quote Florida used to be a bigger state when Cuba was closer. But now it has a larger population because Cuba is closer...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #43 November 1, 2002 in my house we just use C*ck and P#$$y..guess we're vulgar.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #44 November 1, 2002 Quote in my house we just use C*ck and P#$$y..guess we're vulgar.. how do you pronounce that....C*ck and P#$$y.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #45 November 1, 2002 i was too embarrassed to spell it out.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #46 November 1, 2002 Mine is named BoBo. My wife came up with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #47 November 1, 2002 What were they called in last week's thread...Naughty Bits? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skitzo 0 #48 November 1, 2002 When I speak of her I always call her my cookie. "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #49 November 1, 2002 Quote When I speak of her I always call her my cookie. Oh, man. This is too good to pass up... I think I'll just sit back and watch it hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #50 November 1, 2002 A girl I dated once branded me the pump master, I would be away for extended periods and the day before I was slated to return she would always go to bed early, one time my roomie asked whuy she did that, her answer "I gotta get some rest, the Pumpmaster is coming back tomorrow." There is something to be said about the virility of a 19 year old I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
