Favorite Sayings/Mottos

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In my case, I've got 7.

OK here we go...

A few fries short of a happy meal.
One clown short of a circus.
You're depriving a village of an idiot.

Not travelling with a full seabag
Doesn't have all the rods in his reactor

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Kennedy 0]

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Not travelling with a full seabag
Doesn't have all the rods in his reactor

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he? [works well in conjunction with a friend calling him a tool]
Not the brightest bulb in the lamp, is he?

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[n2skdvn 0]

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Show me a hero, I'll show you a bum" Pappy Boyington

met the man when i was about 7 yrs old
from what i remember he was a real nice person took time to tell me and my brother about the second ww. he might of been a hell raiser , but he was a wise person.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[slotperfect 7]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Arrive Safely

John

[quatorze 1]

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Not travelling with a full seabag
Doesn't have all the rods in his reactor

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he? [works well in conjunction with a friend calling him a tool]
Not the brightest bulb in the lamp, is he?

The arms are down, the lights are flashing...but the train, it just ain't coming

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[airgord 1]

I read that book, it was pretty interesting. There is also a book by the pilot that shot Pappy down called "Bye Bye Black Sheep" the pilots name is Matsuhiro "Mike " Kawato, he lived in Tukwila WA and I believe just recently died, he was also made a POW after being shot down near the end of the war.

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I read that book, it was pretty interesting. There is also a book by the pilot that shot Pappy down called "Bye Bye Black Sheep" the pilots name is Matsuhiro "Mike " Kawato, he lived in Tukwila WA and I believe just recently died, he was also made a POW after being shot down near the end of the war.

HAHAHA I didn't know that!

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[steve1 5]

I wish I had some really profound sayings that would really impress everyone with how learned I am, but I was raised by redneck father who drank too much. What can I say. Anyway these are some that stick in my mind. I know many of them are sick!

1. It's colder than a well digger's ass in January.

2. It's slicker than snot on a hot tin roof.

3. He's dumber than a box of rocks.

4. If you play with the bull you're gonna get the
horn.

5. Weaker than a cat.

6. If you wish in one hand and spit in the other,
which one will get full first?

7. That's about as funny as a truck load of dead
babies.

8. Don't get mad, get even.

9. A fool and his money are soon parted.

10. He's crookeder than a dog's hind leg.

11. He wouldn't be able to whip his way out of a
wet paper bag.


(These are some I like:)
l. Don't throw stones if your own house is made of
glass.

2. Treat others the way you want to be treated.

3. The early bird gets the worm.

4. He who lives by the sword will die by the sword.

5. He's as full of it as a Christmas Goose.

(I've got more, but my memory is going on me.) Steve1

[SpeedRacer 1]

" He's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel."

"Don't let the door hit ya
Where the good Lord split ya!"

Speed Racer
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[happythoughts 0]

"9. A fool and his money are soon parted. "

How do you figure they got together in the first place?


"3. The early bird gets the worm. "

But the second mouse gets the cheese.

I have been quietly considering the value of getting up early to acquire quantities of worms...mmm...nah.

[mdwhalen 0]

I got you babe

"I have magic buttons ;)." skymama

[PLFXpert 0]

HA HA HA HA A HA HA! MIKE!

They say we're young and we don't know.....ha ha ha ha

I don't think anyone wants to hear me kareoke again!