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People always say, "The squeaky wheel gets the grease," but my mom taught me, "The squeaky wheel gets replaced." :o


-Miranda
you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear
it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become.

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Yup, beer is definitely my drink of choice. I may dress in my stilleto healed boots and matching handbag, but I'm no cosmopolitan girl.

Give me a beer, a pool table, and some good music and I'm having a GREAT time.;-)



I was just gonna say that ;)

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

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In david letterman's top ten voice........
NUUUUMMMBER:

8. There will always be another sale
7. Be careful for what you wish for.. (yada yada)
6. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight
5. If it ain't broke, dont' fix it.
4. Treat others how you would like to be treated
3. It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission
2. It's better to have a gun and not need it, then to need a gun and not have it

AND THE NUMBER 1 motto Kevin lives by.
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1. Be careful of the feet you step on today, they might be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow

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:$My second post today... I'm getting brave.

Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.

4 out of 5 people think the 5th is an idiot.

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out.

It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.

What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

What am I ? Flypaper for freaks !?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

The mind is like a parachute; it works best when it's open.

Was that overkill? I just got so excited! I can't believe I'm really getting paid to sit here and do this!

Katie
Get your PMS glass necklace here

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I like-

Smile if your HORNY :)
Beware of the toes you step on today, for they belong to the ass you kiss tomorrow

Cant we all just get along

BLUE SKIES- BLACK DEATH

some come to sit and think, others come to shit and stink- read that one in a latrine stall



CSA #699 Muff #3804

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"Show me a hero, I'll show you a bum" Pappy Boyington



Boyington was a real hell-raiser, and said in his autobiography (Baa, Baa, Black Sheep) that getting shot down and captured by the Japanese was a good thing, because it forced him to dry out!
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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