Parrot 0 #51 November 2, 2002 A man who is not dumb learns from his mistakes, a wise man learns from other mens mistakes Heh, thats funny . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tombuch 0 #52 November 2, 2002 The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. -tom buchananTom Buchanan Instructor Emeritus Comm Pilot MSEL,G Author: JUMP! Skydiving Made Fun and Easy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #53 November 2, 2002 People always say, "The squeaky wheel gets the grease," but my mom taught me, "The squeaky wheel gets replaced." -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tommy 0 #54 November 2, 2002 "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on." I love that one. :) -Tommy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsoutar 0 #55 November 4, 2002 Never try to teach a pig to sing! It wastes your time and it annoys the pig! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #56 November 4, 2002 If it's sh*t I'm going to call it sh*t. If you don't like it then it is tough sh*t. Did I say that???? . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #57 November 4, 2002 There are two kinds of men my friend. Those with guns and those who dig.......you dig. The good, the bad and the ugly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #58 November 4, 2002 Quote There's old skydivers and bold skydivers. There's no old and bold skydivers Hey! cool! My dad emailed me that quote when I told him I was taking up the sport. Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #59 November 4, 2002 "It's your round" I can't believe nobody had said that one yet And as christmas is coming up what about one of my own.... "I hope you get what you want, and not what you deserve" -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #60 November 5, 2002 I always liked: "Cold war bad, cold beer good" and "Good enough for the girls I go out with" Oz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #61 November 5, 2002 Yup, beer is definitely my drink of choice. I may dress in my stilleto healed boots and matching handbag, but I'm no cosmopolitan girl. Give me a beer, a pool table, and some good music and I'm having a GREAT time.;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #62 November 5, 2002 Quote Yup, beer is definitely my drink of choice. I may dress in my stilleto healed boots and matching handbag, but I'm no cosmopolitan girl. Give me a beer, a pool table, and some good music and I'm having a GREAT time.;-) I was just gonna say that -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #63 November 5, 2002 In david letterman's top ten voice........ NUUUUMMMBER: 8. There will always be another sale 7. Be careful for what you wish for.. (yada yada) 6. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight 5. If it ain't broke, dont' fix it. 4. Treat others how you would like to be treated 3. It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission 2. It's better to have a gun and not need it, then to need a gun and not have it AND THE NUMBER 1 motto Kevin lives by. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1. Be careful of the feet you step on today, they might be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #64 November 5, 2002 "Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here." - Jack Nicholson - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #65 November 5, 2002 My second post today... I'm getting brave. Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. 4 out of 5 people think the 5th is an idiot. Don’t be humble. You’re not that great. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out. It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. What am I ? Flypaper for freaks !? Too many freaks, not enough circuses. The mind is like a parachute; it works best when it's open. Was that overkill? I just got so excited! I can't believe I'm really getting paid to sit here and do this! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #66 November 5, 2002 One more: Everybody should love somebody quirky. Hey, wait, I'm quirky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #67 November 5, 2002 I like- Smile if your HORNY Beware of the toes you step on today, for they belong to the ass you kiss tomorrow Cant we all just get along BLUE SKIES- BLACK DEATH some come to sit and think, others come to shit and stink- read that one in a latrine stall CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffGordon 0 #68 November 5, 2002 My mind is like a parachute -- nine cells and I'm happy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #69 November 5, 2002 In my case, I've got 7.OK here we go... A few fries short of a happy meal. One clown short of a circus. You're depriving a village of an idiot. My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #70 November 5, 2002 One smart man he felt smart... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgross 1 #71 November 5, 2002 No brains...No headaches Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #72 November 6, 2002 So you're really trying to tell us that size doesn't matter? Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airgord 1 #73 November 6, 2002 "Show me a hero, I'll show you a bum" Pappy Boyington Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #74 November 6, 2002 Quote"Show me a hero, I'll show you a bum" Pappy Boyington Boyington was a real hell-raiser, and said in his autobiography (Baa, Baa, Black Sheep) that getting shot down and captured by the Japanese was a good thing, because it forced him to dry out!"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #75 November 6, 2002 Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
