Jessica 0 #1 December 17, 2002 I'm in my jammies, tucked in bed, covers pulled to chin, and I'm READY FOR A GODDAMNED STORY.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #2 December 17, 2002 damn girlfriend just chill! once upon a time there lived this women in a shoe. she had so many children her uterus fell out! now, there is your goddamned story! btw, i bet your a wildcat in bed! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #3 December 17, 2002 Quote and I'm READY FOR A GODDAMNED STORY. And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood... steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skeletor 0 #4 December 17, 2002 And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #5 December 17, 2002 Quote And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. That story sucks balls! Is a good fucking story too much to fucking ask?!!!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #6 December 17, 2002 and the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #7 December 17, 2002 sounds to me like u got your own story line goin on! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #8 December 17, 2002 QuoteIs a good fucking story too much to fucking ask?!!! Well I guess fucking so. Here's my story: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess and everyone kept BUSTING HER BALLS (metaphorically speaking, of course, since this girl was ALL WOMAN), and one day she went ballistic and kicked everyone's asses in the kingdom of dropzone.com.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #9 December 17, 2002 Do you really want a "fucking" Story? Really?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #10 December 17, 2002 Quote Here's my story: yeah, that story was ass. so typical of an editor. ain't got a drop of creativity in their pathetic bodies. even when fucked sheathless by a starving poet. the shit just dies. edit: steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #11 December 17, 2002 want some icecream? maybe a glass of water her bitchynessI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #12 December 17, 2002 Mine's better. Once upon a time there was this shit hot skydiver chick who was being imprisoned by her mean ol' stepmother-like boss. One day she'd had enough. She told her boss to kiss her lily white butt and grabbed her rig and raced to the dropzone. Unfortunately it had been so long since she'd been there, she didn't know that the dropzone had closed up and moved to East Bumphuck. When she arrived at what used to be the dropzone she found an abandoned chicken ranch. The bum who was living in the ex-chicken coops popped out to say hello. He seemed nice enough so she pulled out the cooler full of beers and sat drinkin' with him. Soon enough the cooler was empty and the two of them were quite happily drunk. The End. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #13 December 17, 2002 Quote Is a good fucking story too much to fucking ask?!!! See, I was going to dash something off, a "good fucking story", with the characters of Bret and Violet, something about brawny chests and crushing strength, heat rising and blushing blonds, and then I realized...That's not the kind of story I tell!And I saw an angel coming down out of heaven, having the keys to the Abyss, and holding in his hand a great chain..... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #14 December 17, 2002 Quoteeven when fucked sheathless by a starving poet. the shit just dies. When have I ever been fucked sheathless by a starving poet? What does "fucked sheathless" mean? Like, is that a metaphor? Someone took advantage of me and stole my sheath? You suck. I'm very creative. I'm just depressed because you're so breathtakingly lame.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #15 December 17, 2002 There once was a man from Nantucket...?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #16 December 17, 2002 I like that story. It has that touch of surreality, that magic realism, that je ne sais quoi that I really dig.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #17 December 17, 2002 Quotebtw, i bet your a wildcat in bed! Oh, I sought an informed opinion on this, and it was confirmed.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #18 December 17, 2002 Quote couldn't resist the original statment but had to remove the post... Wuss! Quote edit: Wuss!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #19 December 17, 2002 Quote Oh, I sought an informed opinion on this, and it was confirmed. At least it wasn't a survey My story to you: So one day, this blonde girl...let's call her Victoria...won ten million dollars! So, she invested it into her 4-way team consisting of...oh...let's call her Jennifer....and some other guys they weasled into it! Then, Victoria was declared ruler of all mankind.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #20 December 17, 2002 Quote Wuss! It's back... Not again will that happen My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #22 December 17, 2002 QuoteSo one day, this blonde girl...let's call her Victoria...won ten million dollars! So, she invested it into her 4-way team consisting of...oh...let's call her Jennifer....and some other guys they weasled into it! Then, Victoria was declared ruler of all mankind. I like that story! In the version I heard, though, Jennifer won $10 million too.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #23 December 17, 2002 QuoteDeal with it Deal with what, O Terse One?Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #24 December 17, 2002 QuoteI'm just depressed because you're so breathtakingly lame. *swoon* steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #25 December 17, 2002 Quote I'm in my jammies Well there's one balloon popped... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
