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fun things to do with old business cards

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well heres a quick one off the cuff.

Call all of the ppl on those businees cards and set up appiontments with each of them!

you know you can pair them up HAHA!
or YOU can meet with them and see hopw many you can staple to the owners(of the cards) chest!
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Call some of the business and send them for an appointment at a DISLIKED FRIENDS house!;)

you have to make sure its during the hours that FRIeND is home.

You know call a protologist that makes HOUSE CALLS! and send him to your PAIN IN THE ASS friends house!
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I'm betting these are his business cards. I use mine for bookmarks and telephone scrap paper.

However, if they are someone elses...:ph34r:
If you are at a bar and not doing well with someone of the target sex (pretty PC, huh?), then just go ahead and piss them off royally. Then, give them one of the business cards and say "call me" in a really offensive manner. Say to use your "nickname", such as "butt-master". ;)

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I'm betting these are his business cards. I use mine for bookmarks and telephone scrap paper.

However, if they are someone elses...:ph34r:
If you are at a bar and not doing well with someone of the target sex (pretty PC, huh?), then just go ahead and piss them off royally. Then, give them one of the business cards and say "call me" in a really offensive manner. Say to use your "nickname", such as "butt-master". ;)




well I guess he could still do those things but it wouldnt be a surprise to him! haahha!
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I'm betting these are his business cards. I use mine for bookmarks and telephone scrap paper.

However, if they are someone elses...:ph34r:
If you are at a bar and not doing well with someone of the target sex (pretty PC, huh?), then just go ahead and piss them off royally. Then, give them one of the business cards and say "call me" in a really offensive manner. Say to use your "nickname", such as "butt-master". ;)




well I guess he could still do those things but it wouldnt be a surprise to him! haahha!



It is a surprise to others... "On line 2, there is a woman who says she met you at the Cheetah on Friday... Mr. Butt-Master " :ph34r: Pick a good nickname that your target can be called for the next 6 months or so by the office staff. :)

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Oh, I am more than a "reasonably good time"...in fact my ex just rated me last week as "significantly above average";):ph34r: I am just selective.:P



Oh, I wasn't talking about you. :o Those judgements have to be made subjectively and I am not in a position to say. :ph34r: References are no good because sometimes others cannot appreciate the "finer things" in life. :) Nice to hear the "above average" mentioned though. B|

I was talking about doing that with the business cards of others. Add references to "escort" and "barking" and I think we have a continuing source of humor.

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Well, if they are someone elses, it always good to keep some of them in your wallet.
When ever you talk to someone you don't want to hear from again, give them one.
Save the CEO cards to impress women:P;)

If they are your own from former asshole employers, pretend to still work there and give them a bad reputation>:(:ph34r:

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and WHY would ANYONE wear their rig to go take a piss?

A former boss of mine had his old business cards framed, kinda like a snapshot of his career.
mine are mixed into my collage...
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