jfields 0 #26 January 15, 2003 Quote Then go up to the roof and threaten to jump if they don't go away. And when they do, jump anyway I hope the roof is a lot higher than the 6th floor where his office is located. That isn't very high! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,380 #27 January 15, 2003 >And when they do, jump anyway . . . Seeing as my lowest BASE jump was ~230 feet and it scared the poo out of me (almost literally) I don't think I'll try it from our 150 foot building. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #28 January 15, 2003 Damn. Another fine idea out the window -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #29 January 15, 2003 jees everyone just up and leftMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #30 January 15, 2003 fruit bowl, fruit bowl, fruit bowl, fruit bowl. come on Bill, It will make you famous. Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #31 January 15, 2003 Maybe the feds just want HH's true identity and they think you can help them? Or it could be Sunshine stalking you thinking you're Sebazz. Just hold up a sign on your office window that says "No Weapons of Mass Destruction Here". _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #32 January 15, 2003 Quote Just hold up a sign on your office window that says "No Weapons of Mass Destruction Here". Nice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hagar 0 #33 January 15, 2003 Is the helicopter black? --- PCSS #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,380 #34 January 15, 2003 >Is the helicopter black? Yeah, and filled with invisible government agents. They must have found me by the microchip they implanted in my head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #35 January 15, 2003 QuoteThere is a Bell Jetranger hovering outside my window with his camera pod pointed into my office. God Damnit!! I sent them to Sebazz's office. Stupid mofo's. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #36 January 15, 2003 Quote God Damnit!! I sent them to Sebazz's office. Stupid mofo's. Must have taken a wrong turn on the 5. Silly Gov't agents... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #37 January 15, 2003 QuoteIs the helicopter black? No, what you really have to look for is - is it almost completely silent? Then, it's time to be afraid.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 January 15, 2003 Quote >Is the helicopter black? Yeah, and filled with invisible government agents. They must have found me by the microchip they implanted in my head. My God man! Are you not wearing the tinfoil hat that I sent you? They are probably reading your brainwaves at this very instant (and don't understand ). Quick! Run to the refrig and take out a cup of cold yogurt and pour it over your head. This will null their heat sensing abilities. Hurry! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #39 January 15, 2003 Quote i voted no because one has to do with sheep and the other with ducks. Bill is an evil genius with his own lab. He is Soooo beyond mere tinfoil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #40 January 15, 2003 Quote Quote i voted no because one has to do with sheep and the other with ducks. Bill is an evil genius with his own lab. He is Soooo beyond mere tinfoil. I was going to suggest a raw steak, but he is from California and they don't have that there. A raw steak for a hat will disguise almost anyone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #41 January 15, 2003 Quote Bill is an evil genius with his own lab. He is Soooo beyond mere tinfoil. Faraday cage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #42 January 15, 2003 I suppose that Bill now has 2 options to offer the (now strangely silent and invisible) helicopter: 1. Provoke a massive armed response by picking up a pack of cigarettes, opening it, removing one and fligking a lighter in a threatening manner.. 2. Pull his shirt cuffs down to cover his hands, and use the apparently empty shirt cuffs to hold up a sign that says "No weapons of Mass-turbation here" Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sarge 0 #43 January 15, 2003 OH MY GOD!!! this is truly HORRIFIC!! I hope it turned out ok???? The only thing I could think of, (if I were in your situation) would be to grab the duck by throat and start choking it violently while I chugged the last of my 'emergency TQ' in my desk drawer, cover myelf with vaseline and avgas rub my stick REALLY hard with my sleeves rolled all the way down and then light my last cigarette, (all on video) and have my charred remains sent into space to a space station where they could be compressed into a really big diamond that would be sent back to earth and sold on the open market to raise cash to buy all my surviving skydiver pals a free jump!!! Hey what the heck? If I never go back, all they'll ever remember is my ass anyway??-- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #44 January 15, 2003 Ooooohhh, reminds me of that cheezy movie from the 80's aboutthe super stealth helo .. what was it called? ... Blue thunder? or something? ...Daaamn I guess years of adult beverages really HAVE killed brain cells. Anyone else? Bueller? ...Bueller?.... Bueller... Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #45 January 16, 2003 QuoteDo you really want to see my butt on NBC 7/39? I do! Then I can say "hey - I know that asshole!"Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #46 January 16, 2003 Quote Ooooohhh, reminds me of that cheezy movie from the 80's aboutthe super stealth helo .. what was it called? ... Blue thunder? or something? ...Daaamn I guess years of adult beverages really HAVE killed brain cells. Anyone else? Bueller? ...Bueller?.... Bueller... You got it right the first time. Blue Thunder with Roy Scheider. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #47 January 16, 2003 Quote Quote Do you really want to see my butt on NBC 7/39? I do! Then I can say "hey - I know that asshole!" just as long as you dont POINTMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #48 January 16, 2003 An infra red laser office pionter would have been a very" fun toy " about this time. Glen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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