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The Top 8 Passages From Romance Novels Written by Lawyers

8. "Grrrrr," she thought, as she watched her noisy neighbor sunbathing, his broad shoulders glistening with sweat. "He's a nuisance, but he's an attractive nuisance."

7. "Thurston pulled her to him and quickly divested her of all defenses, both affirmative and otherwise."

6. "We joined with wild abandon, and though he often spoke eloquently and at great length, in this endeavor he was, sadly, quite brief."

5. "He strode up to her confidently, knowing beyond all reasonable doubt, that she was above the legal age of consent...."

4. Discovery was an entirely new process for the young associate. He moved to compel, and she moved to quash. Three
teleconferences, two mediations, and a settlement agreement later, she presented herself for inspection at his office, fully prepared to produce.

3. "She passionately objected to his advances, but with one judicious thrust, her plea was nolo contendere."

2. Sure, their time together was magical, passionate and ultimately satisfying in ways they'd never imagined. But it wasn't billable.


and the Number 1 Passage From a Romance Novel Written by a Lawyer...


1. "Who cares what they think?" Grant said, putting a finger to her fleshy lips. "What happens between us is nobody else's business." Griswold v Connecticut, 381 US 479 (1965) (establishing constitutional right to privacy) Her fulsome breasts heaved as she replied, "But . . . but, ours is a forbidden love!" NJPS 37:1-1 ("Certain marriages prohibited") "Hush. You know, Rebecca, I've always thought you had a beautiful face. Now," he said, loosening the straps of her dress, "habeas corpus." ("show me the body.")

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3. "She passionately objected to his advances, but with one judicious thrust, her plea was nolo contendere."

2. Sure, their time together was magical, passionate and ultimately satisfying in ways they'd never imagined. But it wasn't billable.



These two are great!! That's pretty funny

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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