Sebazz1 2 #1 March 7, 2003 Beer is for me, beer is for you First I'll have one, then I'll have two After three or more, I'll find me a whore I'll drink till I'm drunk, and I'll even have more I'll get up and dance, I'll get down and dirty Then I'll hit on a fat lady 'cause, "Damn she looks purdy" Seven, then eight, nine and then ten The drinking don't stop till the puking begins I'll get really tired, be ready for bed Then fall on the toilet and bust open my head There I will stay till the sun comes up My friends will all tell me, "Man you were fucked up!" Fuck you!" I say, "I had a good time." Until I got naked for quarters and dimes." "Even that was fun," I'll say with a sneer. Thanks to my friend, that cold case of beer. Everyone have great weekend and think good thoughts... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #2 March 7, 2003 CHEERS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA I'll drink to that my good man!!!!! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #3 March 7, 2003 Damn, i didn't even see you there last night when i was doing all this. How did you know??Have a safe one!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #4 March 7, 2003 The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager. Barmen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 March 7, 2003 God bless you my dear... And cheers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #6 March 7, 2003 BARMEN....lets drink!!!!! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #7 March 7, 2003 Happy Friday everyone Cheers to beers!!!! but i'm really tired, so i'm going to have to take a nap before i drink tonight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #9 March 7, 2003 for all of you that download music, there is an incredidably funny folk singer named Tom T. Hall he sings a song called "I like beer" download it, it's pretty funny >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
r2hubert 0 #10 March 7, 2003 So now you fall into long poetry no more Friday haiku You sure drink a lot last night -- Renaud SMA #9 "Mind is like parachute. It only functions when it's open." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #11 March 7, 2003 No I have had a really busy day. And every spare moment i had I worked on this safety day Power Point presentation instead of surfin DZ.COM like usual. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
r2hubert 0 #12 March 7, 2003 Right.... here is the proof! Right here.... -- Renaud SMA #9 "Mind is like parachute. It only functions when it's open." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nemo 0 #13 March 8, 2003 Howdy folks, I raise my Red Stripe to you all for providing the much needed, very light-headed comedy for the day! Barmen and all that good stuff! Can I get a witness? Please carry on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
