bluepill 0 #1 May 16, 2003 How many "other names" are that for having a crap? I was always told (by mom) to refer to it as going for a "Pee double Oh" Some use the "number two's" and then you got the kids at the pool. My diet lately dictates that I have to come out with "Im opening up the bum bay doors" cos there one helava MOEB coming. Any others??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 May 16, 2003 My mom called it: CACA, SHIT, POO, CRAP, PUDDING, and that's how I call it too.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #3 May 16, 2003 So, you could say after a meal "im off for my pudding" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 May 16, 2003 Quote So, you could say after a meal "im off for my pudding" Yup...head for the bathroom and KA-BLOOOOSHHH!!!! big dump of caca __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #5 May 16, 2003 Heaving a Havana. Dropping the hot Deuce (sorry Deuce) Pinching a Loaf Dropping a Log ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #6 May 16, 2003 My old Boss was named Gary,we used to say,"I gotta go take a Gary".dropdeded ------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #7 May 16, 2003 Going to sign a timber contract. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #8 May 16, 2003 Do you know what you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..... A salad shooter. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #9 May 16, 2003 I forgot Turf out and shooting some craps ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #10 May 16, 2003 Quote Do you know what you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?? . ..... A salad shooter. LMFAOhow about throw another log on the fire. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #11 May 16, 2003 Go crimp a stinky pickle?Live and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #12 May 16, 2003 Laying CableI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavdog 0 #13 May 16, 2003 laying pipe....oh i was thinking of something else, sorry cant help it, its been too long Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #14 May 16, 2003 To "punch one out", or "pinch one off" were used in the mountaineering school I was in back in '98 (followed by the retrieval and bagging and stowage of the offensive material. As if mountaineering isn't already hard enough, you actually have to pooper-scooper yourself, like you're walking your large dog at the park...). "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wintermute 0 #16 May 16, 2003 "Cutting cable", or if really huge or offensive," cutting transatlantic cable"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #17 May 16, 2003 That makes absolutely no sense to me. Every other animal out there shits in the woods and nobody gives a shit but somehow humans are so anal they consider their own shit to be pollution somehow? Sorry. I go hiking out somewhere I'm not lugging bags of shit back home with me. Trash, yes, but if its something organic that'll disappear on its own in a week after I'm gone, (food leftovers, post-nutritive substances, etc) it stays where I drop it till the forest eats it.Live and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #18 May 16, 2003 Quotebut somehow humans are so anal they consider their own shit to be pollution somehow? Sounds like a good oportunity for a 'Nature' group slogan: 'Do Mother Nature a favor...take a dump in the woods'__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwilson 0 #19 May 16, 2003 Droping some boys off at the pool.. shake a tit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #20 May 16, 2003 Quote Sorry. I go hiking out somewhere I'm not lugging bags of shit back home with me. AAAWWWWWWW. .. Cmon. . . . What's a good hike without bringin' home a bucket of turds??? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #21 May 16, 2003 I'm not feeling very well(holds stomach)....gotta go! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #22 May 16, 2003 Quote That makes absolutely no sense to me. Every other animal out there shits in the woods and nobody gives a shit but somehow humans are so anal they consider their own shit to be pollution somehow? Sorry. I go hiking out somewhere I'm not lugging bags of shit back home with me. Trash, yes, but if its something organic that'll disappear on its own in a week after I'm gone, (food leftovers, post-nutritive substances, etc) it stays where I drop it till the forest eats it. I'm afraid there is a misunderstanding here. Mountaineering, not hiking/camping. Very different. In the high mountains, there is no bio-degredation. If you don't take it with you, it will just sit where you drop it, almost indefinitely. There are no woods. It's all ice and rock up there, no dirt to dig a hole in. If it's below the treeline it will eventually make its way downstream, where it will indeed pollute. Pooper-scooping yourself is very yucky, but it's absolutely unavoidable. Apollo astronauts had to do the same thing, so I didn't feel too bad; rather, I felt that I was in rare company - heh. Mountaineering is harsh in many ways. The physical stuff weeds out a lot of people who just can't hack it, but icky stuff like mountaineering medicine and waste disposal tend to cull the herd further. I grew to hate mountaineering, and I came back home after every brutal weekend in the mountains, swearing like a pagan and vowing I wouldn't go back the next week, but I completed the school, and summited Mt. Baker here in Washington (~10K). I was in magnificent condition when I was done, too. I highly recommend it. Just be ready for the pooper-scooper bit..."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #23 May 16, 2003 I know that attitude is probably offensive as hell to the politically correct greenie granola environmentalist crowd, but you know, it makes absolutely NO DIFFERENCE! You know what the forest floor is made of? Decomposing organic matter. Guess what human shit is made of? Take a wild guess. Go ahead, leap. Thats right, same stuff! I want to ask why mountaineering types bag it, but I'm afraid of the answer...Live and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #24 May 16, 2003 Oh. Ok. The only use I have for high high altitude is something to jump off....Live and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 May 16, 2003 I remember being told to be sure to flush the toilet really hard... to ensure the package made it to the chow hall.... Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
