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The "Pick on BillVon" Thread!

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Well, not really....

But in the interest of fairness, I'd like Bill's friends, or Bill himself to prepare the following list:

Top 20 Things Bill Knows NOTHING About

It obviously can't have any thing about skydiving, biodiesel, global warning or S&M dungeon design.

So folks, come on and help out! It will make us all feel better. Of course, this list will have to be updated quickly as he dilligently goes out and researchs whatever we come up with for the list.

Clearly, just teasing, Bill. :)

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Here are my top 20 guesses. Biodiesel RULES!

1) Celtic Poetry
2) Babylonian cooking
3) Needlepoint
4) Secret Handshakes of Iraqi Prison Guards
5) Yodelling
6) George P. Burdell History
7) Quaternion Integration
8) Chemical Composition of Tiger vs Moose flatulents
9) The layout of my kitchen
10) Identification of Nain sheeshla and nukhla rugs
11) Camel racing
12) Sebazz's mating habits
13) Farrier's tools
14) The Rothenburg glockenspiel
15) The Ancient Art of Baguazhang
16) Manufacturing goat cheese
17) hypergolic rocket propellants
18) preparing chonko-nabe
19) Yurt etiquette
20) Chinese archaeology
Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

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You just wait, Justin. Any day now you'll be wondering why the phrase "is that your first . . ." keeps changing to "I'm Keith's bitch!" in your posts.



BUSTED!!!B|;)

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Steve
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You just wait, Justin. Any day now you'll be wondering why the phrase "is that your first . . ." keeps changing to "I'm Keith's bitch!" in your posts.



God damnit, Bill, you are efficient too. When I asked last month about getting a ride from San Diego to Perris, Keith volunteered. Now I know that you used your biodiesel-powered generator and your solar array to power the supercomputer you programmed to figure out that I would be picking on you in the future and subliminally pre-arrange his opportunity to make me his bitch.

I just can't win!

;)

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Here are my top 20 guesses. Biodiesel RULES!

1) Celtic Poetry
2) Babylonian cooking
3) Needlepoint
4) Secret Handshakes of Iraqi Prison Guards
5) Yodelling
6) George P. Burdell History
7) Quaternion Integration
8) Chemical Composition of Tiger vs Moose flatulents
9) The layout of my kitchen
10) Identification of Nain sheeshla and nukhla rugs
11) Camel racing
12) Sebazz's mating habits
13) Farrier's tools
14) The Rothenburg glockenspiel
15) The Ancient Art of Baguazhang
16) Manufacturing goat cheese
17) hypergolic rocket propellants
18) preparing chonko-nabe
19) Yurt etiquette
20) Chinese archaeology



:D:D:D

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21. breeding pythons
22. breeding claridacea beetles

i know a lot about both of these things just in case you were, well, trying to breed a bunch of checkered beetles so you could, well, let em loose to eat other beetles. or in case you wanted to breed some of your pythons.;)

cp

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You folks haven't met Amy.

Plus he gets chairs from the pool for cute little chicks in sundresses.

BillVon's got some serious Mojo. And a hellacious sattelite telephone hooked up to this scratched-up little notebook computer that looks like he opens it up and solders stuff in it like every other day.

If he doesn't have the subject memorized, he can look it up from orbit, or hack the system where it's stored.

Bad move, JustinB|

:ph34r::ph34r:

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