SadSue 0 #1 June 6, 2003 Why do men Have Nipples????? Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 June 6, 2003 Because it's cheaper to code?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #3 June 6, 2003 for pinchingMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #4 June 6, 2003 Quote Why do men Have Nipples????? ask clay he has the man boobs!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #5 June 6, 2003 What I want to know is if Adam and Eve had navels.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 June 6, 2003 Our pecs would be boring without them? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #7 June 6, 2003 Well, Sadsue, its simple ye see. Our nipples are used as guides. Our penis is directly in the middle of our nipples. (meaning equal space) For those of us men whom have a crooked penis, or prefer girls with crossed vision our nipples are like compasses. They help her line her self up with our penis for penetration. Not speaking from experience or anything, but she places her hands on my nipples, I mean our nipples, and she works it out from there. They are also good for storing our paper clips, thumbtacks or our earring if we can't wear them to work. It makes the day rather exciting. Plus, think of how odd we'd look w/out them. I hope this helped. Sincerely, Dr. Alejandro We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 June 6, 2003 It's for the transgender folks. It's cheaper just to have the implants. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #9 June 6, 2003 decoration, like a hood ornament on a rolls royce. and it gives those that are inclined to something to pierce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #10 June 6, 2003 I'm force to attach an essay by Rex D ------------------- This question has been plaguing me for decades, and although I have been given a few possibilities, none have been satisfactory in solving my query, (no pun intended). It has been suggested that during early fetal development, both male and female genes are present but due to some biological influx, one or the other genes surges ahead and becomes dominant. In the case of the man, his nipples are merely leftovers from the transition. Two factors; body hair, and nipples to suckle their young identify most mammals. Nearly all male animals possess nipples with a few exceptions, one being the horse. Stallions do not have nipples, and that could be because the mare’s udder is located between her back legs, so there just wouldn’t be room there for the stallion to have nipples there. In some rare cases, there are men who have extra nipples, one in fact, had 5…of course in the case of Barbies poor Ken, he doesn’t have any! For that matter, why would God have put nipples on Adam? Do you suppose that Adam and Eve had navels? On the other hand, if we had crawled out of some primordial ooze as separate and distinct males and females, why then male nipples? Perhaps they were put there so that when teenage boys are bare-chested together, they could play “pinch-nipple”! Then there is the sexual aspect of male nipples…they are very sensitive and when being fondled, can be highly erotic. They are also handy to have for those who wish to have them pierced, OUCH! Visit any reputable porn shop and you will find a vast assortment of ‘nipple-clamps’ and ‘nipple-pinchers’ to accommodate those of the S & M persuasion. A funny thing happened when I was in high-school during gym class…we had finished showering and were milling around naked, toweling off and acting like boys, when a girl took the wrong door out of the coaches office and ended up in our locker-room The amazing thing was that several of the guys quickly crossed their arms over their chest, covering their nipples, instead of trying to hide their genitals as you would have expected. I thought that was hilarious. Whether they are present simply for their aesthetic value, or a throwback from some distant past when males lactated and shared in breast-feeding their young, we will probably never know. Obviously, they are here to stay and I personally think they are cool. There could even be a “Mr. Nipple America” contest to judge who possesses the most attractive nipples. How about a “Male-Nipple Day”, replete with parades and picnics? Perhaps someone could write a song like.”The Nipple Hymn of the Republic”? Last, but not least, let us not forget those unsung little hero’s ‘the areolas’…those little brown circles that surround our nipples! Without them, our nipples would simply look like two over-sized moles….”lets hear it for areolas”!! The next time you approach a shirtless man, compliment him on what nice nipples and areoles he has, you can be sure he will be graciously grateful……………My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #11 June 6, 2003 Thats what I was thinking! Pehaps one of these days men will be able to bear children too. Woulnt that be awesome? Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #12 June 6, 2003 QuoteWoulnt that be awesome UUuuhhh ... No -- -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper596 0 #13 June 6, 2003 WHAAAAAAT??? I'm suposta have nipples??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThighMan 5 #14 June 6, 2003 They are just for show. Want to see? Airborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #15 June 6, 2003 See my sig!A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #16 June 6, 2003 QuoteIt has been suggested that during early fetal development, both male and female genes are present but due to some biological influx, one or the other genes surges ahead and becomes dominant. Uhh, Dr Hook...did you know that all babies are born with a penis?? Yep, but after about 2 weeks, it falls off the dumb ones... FFF (dons flameproof underwear) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 June 6, 2003 And my darling FFF returns to the forums.... Hey baby, how you doin? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #18 June 6, 2003 Okay, I'm confused, didn't you post in the Women's Forums under "Queen of Cuteness" as a women? So what are you trying to tell us? Male, Female, or troll?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #19 June 6, 2003 Hi Sweetie...Feeling better? I hope so. Don't pay any attention to anything I say for three more weeks...still getting over my stint in the hospital. How about you?? Can you see through your med enforced haze? FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #20 June 6, 2003 Wow...I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 June 6, 2003 QuoteHi Sweetie...Feeling better? I hope so. Don't pay any attention to anything I say for three more weeks...still getting over my stint in the hospital. How about you?? Can you see through your med enforced haze? I hope you get better soon my dear. As for me, i'm healing quite well. I have another appt with my doc today to check on things. I'll let ya know how it goes. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #22 June 6, 2003 Me, too...God, I love modern medicine...(makes the time go by faster, lol). Hey, did I ask? Why did they use so many staples?? They used some kind of super glue and butterfly bandages to seal me back up. They said the scar wouldn't be as bad but I think they were just lazy and didn't have a stapler or a sewing machine to finish me, lol. FFF P.S. I'm glad to hear...uhh, read, that you are feeling better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
