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dropzone.com The Movie - Script

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Here's the script:

Boobies
Make it clicky
Read the forum rules
Save our environment
George Bush sucks, no he doesn't
Boobies
Men's Hairy asses
stalking
office supplies
Viking is a virgin
Vibes for people, kitties, dogs, and sheep
Multiple Personality disorder
Weekend numbers
The hot fork
Boobies
personal attack
Boobies
and it ends with a lock.

Chris



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GEEZ, see what happens when people don't take their medication? LOL:D;)

All you crazy fuckers sit down and be quite, nurse cratchet will be by with your meds in a minute.
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

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sounds good sooo far....but where is the freakin beer!!!!! Must have beer



These are just rough random notes. Feel free to add ideas that would fit the script. I figure we can then negotiate with Michele and Jessica to collaborate and write the manuscript.

Chris



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Don't forget the guy who continually calls SkyBitch saying he'll be off AFF soon so; he wants to order a Xios!

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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Out of focus camera shot with slow, unrecognizable object moving repeatedly across the frame from left to right.

Title: Sangiro entertainment presents

Camera slowly focusses so that an airport hangar is visible in the distance, but the motion is still unrecognizable.

Title: A Hot Fork Film



Slow zoom-out - the motion reveals itself to be an airplane propellor slowly rotating.

Title: As the Prop Turns
A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

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I was thinking more along the lines of the 1st matrix movie opening scene. Dude with his head down sleeping, computer blinks on and it's Dz.com, talk back forum. the threads start clicking them selves automatically until the guy wakes up. Guy sees a thread with his name in the subject line...... we can go from there.
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

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I like it. You're a genius. Then, all of a sudden, the camera should draw back sharply and a girl and a guy should be arguing. The girl should suddenly slap his face, then stalk off, and the camera zooms in on the ass of her tight Firefly freefly pants, on which will be either sewn or superimposed the name of an actor.

That's how we'll do the opening credits: Inspired by Fruce, it will be entirely asses. And boobies maybe.

As far as plot goes, I figure we have several choices:

1) Golly! Dropzone.com might have to shut down, unless we can save it! Probably through some combination of hacking and drug smuggling!

2) The TSA throws some of us in jail and the rest of the dz.com community has to sell pot to make bail.

3) Competing skydiving Web site makes trouble for us.

4) Drunk dialing runs up our cell phone bills and we have to sell pot to pay them. (Sorry, was watching Chappell's Show too much.)

5) Simple love story -- whuffo falls in love with skychick, comes out to dropzone, Bill Booth makes fun of him, he becomes skygod in eight jumps.
Skydiving is for cool people only

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Here's the script:

Boobies
Make it clicky
Read the forum rules
Save our environment
George Bush sucks, no he doesn't
Boobies
Men's Hairy asses
stalking
office supplies
Viking is a virgin
Vibes for people, kitties, dogs, and sheep
Multiple Personality disorder
Weekend numbers
The hot fork
Boobies
personal attack
Boobies
and it ends with a lock.

Chris



you forgot hook turns and tiny canopies
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