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A Skydiver's Prayer

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Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
As I will be drunk,
At home as it is at the dropzone.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from Hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
the bitter, and the lager,
Forever and ever
Barmen.
7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

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The Pilot's Prayer

Oh controller, who sits in tower
Hallowed be thy sector.
Thy traffic come, thy instructions be done
On the ground as they are in the air.
Give us this day our radar vectors,
And forgive us our TCA (now Class B) incursions
As we forgive those who cut us off on final.
And lead us not into adverse weather,
But deliver us our clearances.
Roger.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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"Lord, don't let it be me who f---s up..."



Legend has it that's about what Alan Shepard said just before lift-off on his first space flight. It's been recounted at least twice in movies; once in "The Right Stuff" and once again in "Space Cowboys".

Shepard's Prayer

"Please God, don't let me fuck up."
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Our Otter,
Which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy frame.

Thy props be spun,
Thy engines run,
On earth as you lift us to heaven.

Lift us this day, our turbo friend,
And forgive us our flatulence,
As we forgive those who flatulate against us (not),

And lead us not into frustration,
But deliver us to freefall,
For thine are the jump run, the climb out, and the exit,
Now and for long as we can go on paying,
Oh yeah.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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