Friday Haiku

[robskydiv 0]

Here comes the money
Cannot wait for tax return
Thankyou GWB!

[txblondie 0]

Just glad it's Friday
Cannot wait for Saturday
Going to sleep in!

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[SkymonkeyONE 3]

SkyKAT alarm blared
half of the night, very loud
I am still tired, ugh

[PLFKING 3]

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I am still tired, ugh

You're an Alabaman.....so that should be pronounced "I am still ti-urd, ugh."....which is 6 syllables.....which puts you over the accepted norm of 5-7-5. Sorry, but you are the weakest link.....goodbye.

Maybe you should have written :

"Too early in the
Morn to listen to Don's shit --
Go to hell, fuckhead."

This not only follows the standard haiku form, but it also states truthful concepts....it IS too early in the day to listen to Don's crap, and Don IS a fuckhead. (will I get censured for a personal attack against myself ?).

Carry on.


Don

[robskydiv 0]

It's five, seven, five
But we will let you slide so
Go and get some rest.

[robskydiv 0]

Can't sleep in with son
3 miles I've just run
Stay awake and live!

[txblondie 0]

Got too much to do
No one but me ever does
Anything 'round here

All the papers are
Piled here upon my desk
I'll never be done!

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Blondes do have more fun!

[robskydiv 0]

So work woman work
Busy day makes time go fast
soon you will be free

[Remster 26]

fuckhead, you are right
thats a personal attack
takes one to know one!

Remster

[txblondie 0]

time will still go fast
if I keep on post-whoring
and will be more fun!

must do some work though
boss is looking at me weird
think he's catching on

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[robskydiv 0]

You can't help yourself
Always coming back to post
You are true post whore.

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fuckhead, you are right
thats a personal attack
takes one to know one!

That's exactly right.
But ---- better a States fuckhead
Than Canadian.


Don

[Remster 26]

Ca na diii an??????????? huh??????
piss poor excuse for seven
I am not impressed....

Remster

[txblondie 0]

You are post whore too
See you online all the time
Pot calls kettle black!!!!!

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[Casie 0]

TGIF yeah!
What bar will it be tonight?
I need a cold drink!

Did I do that right???

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[txblondie 0]

At least it was right
Canadian fits the line
Can you do better?

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[LouDiamond 1]

Done inprocessing
Sitting at the computer
Rantoul here I come

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

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At least it was right
Canadian fits the line
Can you do better?

Ha ha on Remster.
Texas Blondie's rapier wit
Put him in his place.


Don

[Remster 26]

I have to work too!
cant post whore like you lazies
so thats my excuse!

as far as her wit
from all the pictures I've seen
should that be her whip?

Remster

[txblondie 0]

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I have to work too!
cant post whore like you lazies
so thats my excuse!

as far as her wit
from all the pictures I've seen
should that be her whip?

what pictures are those?
please let me know what you've seen
So I can deny!

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[dterrick 0]

Dictionary says
Don was right aboot us, eh
Yes, four syllables



As for the 'piss poor'
We got rocks and trees and lakes
Wonderous nature


[Mr. Smart Ass] a Haiku is ALSO supposed to make referecne to a season or to nature [/Mr. Smart Ass]

-Dave

Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney)

[txblondie 0]

[Mr. Smart Ass] a Haiku is ALSO supposed to make referecne to a season or to nature [/Mr. Smart Ass]

-Dave

[dterrick 0]

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But who gives a shit?

My sister's dog did
black of night, I lay sleeping
crap on kitchen floor




http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#howtowritehaiku


Can 'night' be a season????

-Dave

Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney)

[Remster 26]

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Can 'night' be a season????

If canadian is 3 syllables, sure!

I liked this game when it was simpler... now, seasons, divides, its getting too complicated for my primitive ca na di an brain.

Remster

[txblondie 0]

Night is not season
but it is part of nature
There, I mentioned both!

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