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Quite possibly the worlds worst lyric...

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The violent Femmes must have been Skydivers...

"I hear the rain, I hear the rain, I hear the rain, Gotta feel the pain
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Well if we're going country...

But don't tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'd understand.
And if you tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
He might blow up and kill this man.

To bad it didn't kill him before he was able to record this...
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Mainstream hip hop aside, few things beat Helloween:

Some dictator felt progressive
and lay down in the sun
but his people were aggressive
they killed him with a gun

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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If we're going country, we would waste HH's money trying to support the overwhelming amount of lyrics that should never have been recorded. :D



In best brain-dead Hollywood Squares contestant voice
I agree
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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"Take Me Out to the Ballgame" by Ozzy Osbourne has interesting lyrics.


HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard that on the radio this morning!!!!!

A few more songs that make me feel like even I could enter the songwriting business:
"Man, I feel like a woman."
"It's time for the perculator"
"Do you want me to shoot it? Do you want me to pass it? Do you want me to slam?"
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Atleast you didn't say Texas Country, since there is a big difference. B|

Try listening to Jerry Jeff Walker or Pat Green sometime.B|



I must admit; living in Ohio doesn't lend me to much country other than what I hear on the local station while flipping back to AM from FM. :D
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"Take Me Out to the Ballgame" by Ozzy Osbourne has interesting lyrics.



Calling that a "song" that has "lyrics" is using the English language very loosly. LOL

It was another bad day in baseball history... just like Roseanne singing the Anthem.
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World's worst lyrics:

"She thinks my tractor's sexy."



I totally agree! Man, I hate that song! Its even worse when you get a bunch of drunk rednecks together trying to sing it.:S



Actually, that song makes me laugh my ass off.
My ex-bf used to sing it in a really bad Scottish accent.
good times...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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lonely ghost is??? what the fuck does that mean? you sure it isn't holy ghost? it's just so cheesy, it HAS to be that...:D



You were right sinker, here's the lyrics.

Bed Of Roses - Bon Jovi

Sitting here wasted and wounded
at this old piano
Trying hard to capture
the moment this morning I don't know
'Cause a bottle of vodka
is still lodged in my head
And some blonde gave me nightmares
I think she's still in my bed
As I dream about movies
they won't make of me when I'm dead

With an ironclad fist I wake up and
French kiss the morning
While some marching band keeps
its own beat in my head
While we're talking
About all of the things that I long to believe
About love and the truth and
what you mean to me
And the truth is baby you're all that I need

I want to lay you down on a bed of roses
For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay you down on bed of roses

Well I'm so far away
That each step that I take is on my way home
A king's ransom in dimes I've given each night
Just to see through this payphone
Still I run out of time
Or it's hard to get through
Till the bird on the wire flies me back to you
I'll just close my eyes and whisper,
baby blind love is true

I want to lay you down on a bed of roses
For tonite I sleep on a bed of nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay you down on bed of roses

The hotel bar hangover whiskey's gone dry
The barkeeper's wig's crooked
And she's giving me the eye
I might have said yeah
But I laughed so hard I think I died

When you close your eyes
Know I'll be thinking about you
While my mistress she calls me
To stand in her spotlight again
Tonite I won't be alone
But you know that don't
Mean I'm not lonely I've got nothing to prove
For it's you that I'd die to defend

I want to lay you down on a bed of roses
For tonight I sleep on a bed of nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay you down on bed of roses

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This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because....
I once had that song stuck in my head the whole climb up and the whole way down, made me pull at 1800ft...well no it didn't really that was my own fault for not readjusting my altimeter to the different DZ and for doing ground crew the night before at a 450ft tower jump, but it sounds like a good excuse none the less...

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World's worst lyrics:

"She thinks my tractor's sexy."



But that song's got such an awsome rythm behind it, I can't help but sing along.... :S
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For your entertainment, TMBG Spin the Country Dial...
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LOLOLOL...

That is pretty funny. Where did you get it ?
B|



I first found it on http://www.dialasong.com

The "Best of Spin the Dial" is hilarious too. You should hear him make fun of ... I think it was Pearl Jam maybe? Fun stuff. "While my guitar gently weeps" is in there too.

Ok, so this may take some explaining for non-TMBG fans. Spin the Dial - during their show, they bring a radio out on stage, and spin the dial. They'll stop on a song, and the band will just start playing along. Sometimes they'll just make up words as they go along, othertimes they'll actually do the song, just in a completely different style. Sometimes it's really hard to tell exactly where they fade the radio out and the band is picking it up. And it's completely improv - it's actually the local radio, not prerecorded stuff. Takes some talent and a bizarre sense of humor!
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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