MochaSkyChick 0 #1 August 21, 2003 Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know." The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?" Again,Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're from nordern Minnesoda, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know." This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Minnesoda and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself." The two Minnesodans reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up dere in International Falls, we've just got to have a fish fry when the weathers this nice." The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Minnesodans. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?" Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, if hell froze over dat must mean da Vikings won da Super Bowl." PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #2 August 21, 2003 I'm in Minnesota now and haven't heard that one. It'll be great to pass around to the football nuts here at work. Thanks ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #3 August 21, 2003 QuoteThe devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?" Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, if hell froze over dat must mean da Vikings won da Super Bowl." Green Bay Packer fanLife is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #4 August 21, 2003 QuoteGreen Bay Packer fan Brett Favre - hubba hubba PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #5 August 21, 2003 dat funny dont ya know..... love the north... was in wisconsin for 3 years... damn cold... but the snow was awsome...Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 August 21, 2003 Do you know that Minnesota has only 2 seasons? Winter and Road construction. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #7 August 21, 2003 QuoteDo you know that Minnesota has only 2 seasons? Winter and Road construction. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chicagoskydiver 0 #8 August 21, 2003 You could make that a Chicago joke by changing it to two guys from Chicago and the Cubs winning the world series. I think the Vikings have a way better shot at the super bowl than the Cubs winning the world series.Hackey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 August 22, 2003 What do you name a child who is half Palestinian, half Minnesotan?? Yassir Youbetcha. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #10 August 22, 2003 LMAO........"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 August 22, 2003 Sven and Ole went out duck hunting and they worked at it for a couple of hours. Finally Sven says, "I wonder why aren't we getting any duck, Ole?" Ole: "I don't know. I wonder if we're throwing the dog high enough"__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
