leggit 0 #1 September 7, 2003 I cannot say I wasn't warned. I chose to remain in blissful denial. The fact is now very clear. Living with girls redefines any predetermined notions of messiness. They are filthy beasts that do not do the dishes, leave hair in the shower, keep mouldy bread proudly on display for reasons I have not yet been able to ascertain, and, are seemingly unaware of these most disagreeable qualities. Why can't my fantasies of sweet, mild-mannered and hygenically astute females be real. Damn you all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drewboo 0 #2 September 7, 2003 Not only that! They leave the toilet seat down also! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #3 September 7, 2003 Jez ...I thought I was the only victim of this bollox ...This is actually a worldwide problem !!! Oh and they throw that sticky protector paper bit from their sanítary towels on the bathroom floor...which then sticks to your feet.. heres another...Why is it that as soon as I take a shit,they suddenly need to do something in the bathroom ? I shit once a day and its my privvy time,my special moment...why do you women have too spoil the moment ? ( Are you aware that for a man.. shitting is an art form ? ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #4 September 7, 2003 Just wait until you look in their knickers dude. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #5 September 7, 2003 why whats in there then? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #6 September 7, 2003 My mom used to say there were a huge set of sharp teeth down there. ... however all the ones i've seen seem to have had them pulled. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #7 September 7, 2003 Or is that what Sofie is packing downstairs?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #8 September 7, 2003 You on about Soph from the nimbin ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #10 September 7, 2003 I wish. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #11 September 7, 2003 QuoteMy mom used to say there were a huge set of sharp teeth down there. Years ago I had Boy George on the talk show I was producing, right around when his book was published. He said one of the reasons he was gay (or at the least, was never interested in women) was because he had that same belief when he was a kid._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #12 September 7, 2003 I grew up with no less than five such beasts on our property. I call them my sisters. "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #13 September 7, 2003 Quotewhy whats in there then? Two words - snail trails _________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #14 September 7, 2003 QuoteIn Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My mom used to say there were a huge set of sharp teeth down there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Years ago I had Boy George on the talk show I was producing, right around when his book was published. He said one of the reasons he was gay (or at the least, was never interested in women) was because he had that same belief when he was a kid. Are you saying Quickdraws Gay ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #15 September 7, 2003 This cornhole is strictly a one way affair, and i like my men to have tits and a vagina, the facial hair i can handle (i'm from the UK remember). -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #16 September 7, 2003 QuoteQuoteIn Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My mom used to say there were a huge set of sharp teeth down there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Years ago I had Boy George on the talk show I was producing, right around when his book was published. He said one of the reasons he was gay (or at the least, was never interested in women) was because he had that same belief when he was a kid. Are you saying Quickdraws Gay ?? If it walks like a duck.... _________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stylinmike1 0 #17 September 7, 2003 QuoteMy mom used to say there were a huge set of sharp teeth down there. reply] Seems that maybe momma knows best stylinmike (>O]-< Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #18 September 7, 2003 QuoteIf it walks like a duck.... Man... where are them 'hard pipe hittin homies' when you need em. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #19 September 7, 2003 QuoteOh and they throw that sticky protector paper bit from their sanítary towels on the bathroom floor...which then sticks to your feet.. That is the social importance of sports. If guys have a paper towel, the pop up and throw a nice hook into the waste basket. If they miss, they retry. Women will stand 6 feet from the basket, look at the possible litter bacteria that may be there, and drop it right under their feet. Then, they accuse a man of being messy because he won't clean up after them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiverRick 0 #20 September 7, 2003 Ever have to stop at three different places in order to find a womens restroom that was clean enough for them to use? The men's room is almost always clean enough to use. never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #21 September 7, 2003 QuoteNot only that! They leave the toilet seat down also! pee on it once......that will end!!!! RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites firediver 0 #22 September 7, 2003 Man... where are them 'hard pipe hittin homies' when you need em. I LOVE that movie! glad to see someone with some appreciation for the finer things.. Skydiving isn't scary;...but clowns...CLOWNS are scary! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #18 September 7, 2003 QuoteIf it walks like a duck.... Man... where are them 'hard pipe hittin homies' when you need em. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 September 7, 2003 QuoteOh and they throw that sticky protector paper bit from their sanítary towels on the bathroom floor...which then sticks to your feet.. That is the social importance of sports. If guys have a paper towel, the pop up and throw a nice hook into the waste basket. If they miss, they retry. Women will stand 6 feet from the basket, look at the possible litter bacteria that may be there, and drop it right under their feet. Then, they accuse a man of being messy because he won't clean up after them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #20 September 7, 2003 Ever have to stop at three different places in order to find a womens restroom that was clean enough for them to use? The men's room is almost always clean enough to use. never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #21 September 7, 2003 QuoteNot only that! They leave the toilet seat down also! pee on it once......that will end!!!! RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firediver 0 #22 September 7, 2003 Man... where are them 'hard pipe hittin homies' when you need em. I LOVE that movie! glad to see someone with some appreciation for the finer things.. Skydiving isn't scary;...but clowns...CLOWNS are scary! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #23 September 8, 2003 QuoteThey are filthy beasts I wonder if they shape up after you mary one of them??????? QuoteWhy can't my fantasies of sweet, mild-mannered and hygenically astute females be real That's why it is just a fantasy!!! Like i said before, maybe they'll shape up when you mary one of them.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #24 September 8, 2003 QuoteNot only that! They leave the toilet seat down also! *** I could feed a 3rd world country with the crappy old food mine leaves tucked and hidden all over the car! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ksjumper 0 #25 September 8, 2003 You're right!! I work at a place with public restrooms and the women's is always more trashed than the men's!! What's up with that!! JM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
