hawkbit 0 #1 October 11, 2003 A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "Indeed I am." The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #2 October 11, 2003 A baby seal walks into a club.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
