bodypilot90 0 #1 October 22, 2003 Fridays in Hell One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . ." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" The demon said, "You gay?" "No." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 October 22, 2003 Right __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #3 October 22, 2003 opps well it's good enough for it's own post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #4 October 22, 2003 QuoteRight Good thing he posted that, I missed it the first time.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #5 October 22, 2003 I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #6 October 22, 2003 I'm happy CrazyIvan posted the link as well... I got 3 additional jokes - THANK YOU! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 October 22, 2003 It's all good. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #8 October 22, 2003 that's funny."Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralu 0 #9 October 23, 2003 ralu what would be a woman without her dreams.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LostOne 0 #10 October 23, 2003 Congratulations, you managed to make a non-political, hate-speak free post! Well, a bit of non-PC gay-bashing never hurt anyone . ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #11 October 23, 2003 QuoteWell, a bit of non-PC gay-bashing never hurt anyone I was wondering when someone would say something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #12 October 23, 2003 Once again, holy shit on a stick!!! LMFAO!!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #13 October 23, 2003 QuoteRight Thank goodness! I was beginning to wonder if you'd hung up your badge. Hey everyone! The Sheriff ain't left town after all! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LostOne 0 #14 October 23, 2003 QuoteI was wondering when someone would say something. Bound to happen sooner or later . ----------------------------------------------- Bum's the word! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
