dropoutdave 0 #1 November 18, 2003 What phrases piss you off? Which don’t you understand or which just annoy you? "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" - If i've got cake, im gonna eat it! What else are you suppose to do with a bloody cake? "Theyd be turning in their grave" - No they won't, their dead. "Keep your eyes peeled.." - OW!!?? "Talk is cheap" - no talk is free!!! "A stitch in time saves nine" - nine what??? "A watched pot never boils" - yes it does! "Behind every great man there's a great woman" - wheres mine?? "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts" - why? "In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king" - in the kingdom of the blind they wouldnt know whether the king had one eye "Life begins at forty" - an obvious lie! "No man is an island" - unless they're massive and part of the earths formation. "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" - No, Chest! "The pen is mightier than sword" - LIE!!! you get a pen, i'll get my sword and we'll see about that one! "Two heads are better then one" - yeah for freaks "The boy is father to the man" - How? "There's no such thing as a free lunch" - ive had a few. "It's always the last place you look" - Of course it is, why would you carry on looking for it once you'd found it? "Life's short" - It's the longest thing you'll ever do. "Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves." - Rubbish, i looked after the pennies for 2 weeks and had about a quid fifty. Wasn't worth the effort. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemc 0 #2 November 18, 2003 The only one i can explain is QuoteBeware of Greeks bearing gifts" - why? The trojan horse thing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 November 18, 2003 "Marriage is an institution" - Indeed, for the mentally challenged __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #4 November 18, 2003 QuoteA stitch in time saves nine" - nine what??? Nine more stitches.. It means to take care of small problems immediately before they become bigger ones. As if your hem was starting to unravel.....stitch it up before it all comes out.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #5 November 18, 2003 QuoteWhat phrases piss you off? Which don’t you understand or which just annoy you? "Theyd be turning in their grave" - No they won't, their dead. (NO they'd be screaming for someone to let them out!) "Talk is cheap" - no talk is free!! (Unless it's a politician talking then it is guaranteed to cost you something) "A watched pot never boils" - yes it does! (Technically - you have to blink sooooo . . .) "Behind every great man there's a great woman" - wheres mine??(See this one works.J/K) "In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king" - in the kingdom of the blind they wouldnt know whether the king had one eye (unless they poked him in it.) "Life begins at forty" - an obvious lie! (Right - that would be conception) "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" - No, Chest! (Actually, that's the shortest way - the femeral artery is good too.) "Two heads are better then one" - yeah for freaks (Since there are two headed coins that are worth more, I'd say this is true.) "There's no such thing as a free lunch" - ive had a few. (But it cost someone something) "Life's short" - It's the longest thing you'll ever do. (That's only perception . . .waiting for the next cessna load is actually longer than life.) "Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves." - Rubbish, i looked after the pennies for 2 weeks and had about a quid fifty. Wasn't worth the effort.(See the problem here is that they weren't American pennies, see if you had looked after the right ones . . .)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riddler 0 #6 November 18, 2003 Quote"Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" - If i've got cake, im gonna eat it! What else are you suppose to do with a bloody cake? By "have" their cake, they mean to save it. Some people think cakes look so pretty, they want to keep them whole and preserved, or "have" them. You can't do that and eat it too. Personally, I think they look best inside my belly. I've also never understood why people keep a piece of their wedding cake in the freezer - that's pretty gross. The one that bothers me is: A penny saved is a penny earned - most of Franklin's words make sense to me, but I've never understood that one. Yes, I know it means you're supposed to save your money, but I don't understand why the words mean that. If you have a penny, it implies that you already earned it (unless you stole it or it was given to you). If you already earned it, what would be the earning potential of saving it? If you spend the penny, instead of saving it, how does that mean you didn't earn it?Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #7 November 18, 2003 And what about Head over Heels In Love... Aren't you always head over heels, unless you're skydiving??? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #8 November 18, 2003 It is more because you resisted the implse to spend it, as well as the fact that you may have had to go without to keep it. That, in my mind is hard work, and so, constitutes a wage earned.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bmcd308 0 #9 November 18, 2003 QuoteA penny saved is a penny earned Since Riddler only visits my dropzone when no jumping is going on, I'll take this one - Let's say you earn a dollar. You want to buy a candy bar that costs a dollar. If you buy it, you have the candy bar, but you no longer have the dollar. Now let's say you find it on sale for $0.99 instead of a dollar. If you buy it, you have the candy bar and $.01. It's as if you earned an extra penny! ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #10 November 18, 2003 Two more for ya: "In the tip of my tongue" "From the top of my head"__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #11 November 18, 2003 Stupid is as stupid does.. -Forest Gump ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dropoutdave 0 #12 November 18, 2003 "From the top of my head" yeah whats that one all about? From your scalp? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #13 November 18, 2003 "The early bird gets the worm." Why would I ever want a worm... plus I just hate mornings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dropoutdave 0 #14 November 18, 2003 Hahaha yeah, I would never get out of bed early for a worm. The only thing that gets me out of bed early is the smell of jet fuel or the overwhelming urge to go piss. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #15 November 18, 2003 "Spare the rod and spoil the child" Don't know about that one... My neighbor says his son thinks 'The Gimp' from "Pulp Fiction" is a career choice! Last couple times he whacked him on the ass... the kids got a smile and a woody! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NeedToJump 0 #16 November 18, 2003 Quote"The early bird gets the worm." Why would I ever want a worm... plus I just hate mornings. Yeah, but the early worm gets eaten...Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nightingale 0 #17 November 18, 2003 Quote"The early bird gets the worm." Why would I ever want a worm... plus I just hate mornings. my mom used to say this. I remided her that the early worm got eaten. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #18 November 18, 2003 "Well...all my friends were doing it..." Mom answer - "Well, if all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do that?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nightingale 0 #19 November 18, 2003 my answer to that one was: only if I had a bungee cord attached! gosh I was a mouthy kid! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #20 November 18, 2003 Time heals all wounds... 'Cept that dang Flesh Eating Bacteria! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Fast 0 #21 November 18, 2003 Funny stuff ! ~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #22 November 18, 2003 Quotemy answer to that one was: only if I had a bungee cord attached! gosh I was a mouthy kid! Another time, I made a low grade on a test. I said it was too difficult. My mom asked me "Well, did anyone else make an "A" on the test?". I replied "Yeah, but later they all jumped off a bridge." Shortly followed by a good sound beating. Do they want me to act like everyone else or not? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #23 November 18, 2003 Wearing your heart on your sleeve. A Monica Lewinski joke comes to mind! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 1,621 #24 November 18, 2003 "The pen is mightier than sword" - LIE!!! you get a pen, i'll get my sword and we'll see about that one! Quote Read "The Teeth of the Tiger" by Tom Clancey, and you'll understand.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #25 November 18, 2003 Quote Shortly followed by a good sound beating. *** Yeah but did ya get a smile & a woody?! "He who laughs last laughs hardest." Sometimes... He who laughs last, Didn't get the joke! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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turtlespeed 212 #5 November 18, 2003 QuoteWhat phrases piss you off? Which don’t you understand or which just annoy you? "Theyd be turning in their grave" - No they won't, their dead. (NO they'd be screaming for someone to let them out!) "Talk is cheap" - no talk is free!! (Unless it's a politician talking then it is guaranteed to cost you something) "A watched pot never boils" - yes it does! (Technically - you have to blink sooooo . . .) "Behind every great man there's a great woman" - wheres mine??(See this one works.J/K) "In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king" - in the kingdom of the blind they wouldnt know whether the king had one eye (unless they poked him in it.) "Life begins at forty" - an obvious lie! (Right - that would be conception) "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" - No, Chest! (Actually, that's the shortest way - the femeral artery is good too.) "Two heads are better then one" - yeah for freaks (Since there are two headed coins that are worth more, I'd say this is true.) "There's no such thing as a free lunch" - ive had a few. (But it cost someone something) "Life's short" - It's the longest thing you'll ever do. (That's only perception . . .waiting for the next cessna load is actually longer than life.) "Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves." - Rubbish, i looked after the pennies for 2 weeks and had about a quid fifty. Wasn't worth the effort.(See the problem here is that they weren't American pennies, see if you had looked after the right ones . . .)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #6 November 18, 2003 Quote"Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" - If i've got cake, im gonna eat it! What else are you suppose to do with a bloody cake? By "have" their cake, they mean to save it. Some people think cakes look so pretty, they want to keep them whole and preserved, or "have" them. You can't do that and eat it too. Personally, I think they look best inside my belly. I've also never understood why people keep a piece of their wedding cake in the freezer - that's pretty gross. The one that bothers me is: A penny saved is a penny earned - most of Franklin's words make sense to me, but I've never understood that one. Yes, I know it means you're supposed to save your money, but I don't understand why the words mean that. If you have a penny, it implies that you already earned it (unless you stole it or it was given to you). If you already earned it, what would be the earning potential of saving it? If you spend the penny, instead of saving it, how does that mean you didn't earn it?Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #7 November 18, 2003 And what about Head over Heels In Love... Aren't you always head over heels, unless you're skydiving??? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 November 18, 2003 It is more because you resisted the implse to spend it, as well as the fact that you may have had to go without to keep it. That, in my mind is hard work, and so, constitutes a wage earned.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #9 November 18, 2003 QuoteA penny saved is a penny earned Since Riddler only visits my dropzone when no jumping is going on, I'll take this one - Let's say you earn a dollar. You want to buy a candy bar that costs a dollar. If you buy it, you have the candy bar, but you no longer have the dollar. Now let's say you find it on sale for $0.99 instead of a dollar. If you buy it, you have the candy bar and $.01. It's as if you earned an extra penny! ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #10 November 18, 2003 Two more for ya: "In the tip of my tongue" "From the top of my head"__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 November 18, 2003 Stupid is as stupid does.. -Forest Gump ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #12 November 18, 2003 "From the top of my head" yeah whats that one all about? From your scalp? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #13 November 18, 2003 "The early bird gets the worm." Why would I ever want a worm... plus I just hate mornings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #14 November 18, 2003 Hahaha yeah, I would never get out of bed early for a worm. The only thing that gets me out of bed early is the smell of jet fuel or the overwhelming urge to go piss. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 November 18, 2003 "Spare the rod and spoil the child" Don't know about that one... My neighbor says his son thinks 'The Gimp' from "Pulp Fiction" is a career choice! Last couple times he whacked him on the ass... the kids got a smile and a woody! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #16 November 18, 2003 Quote"The early bird gets the worm." Why would I ever want a worm... plus I just hate mornings. Yeah, but the early worm gets eaten...Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #17 November 18, 2003 Quote"The early bird gets the worm." Why would I ever want a worm... plus I just hate mornings. my mom used to say this. I remided her that the early worm got eaten. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 November 18, 2003 "Well...all my friends were doing it..." Mom answer - "Well, if all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do that?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #19 November 18, 2003 my answer to that one was: only if I had a bungee cord attached! gosh I was a mouthy kid! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #20 November 18, 2003 Time heals all wounds... 'Cept that dang Flesh Eating Bacteria! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #21 November 18, 2003 Funny stuff ! ~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 November 18, 2003 Quotemy answer to that one was: only if I had a bungee cord attached! gosh I was a mouthy kid! Another time, I made a low grade on a test. I said it was too difficult. My mom asked me "Well, did anyone else make an "A" on the test?". I replied "Yeah, but later they all jumped off a bridge." Shortly followed by a good sound beating. Do they want me to act like everyone else or not? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #23 November 18, 2003 Wearing your heart on your sleeve. A Monica Lewinski joke comes to mind! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,621 #24 November 18, 2003 "The pen is mightier than sword" - LIE!!! you get a pen, i'll get my sword and we'll see about that one! Quote Read "The Teeth of the Tiger" by Tom Clancey, and you'll understand.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #25 November 18, 2003 Quote Shortly followed by a good sound beating. *** Yeah but did ya get a smile & a woody?! "He who laughs last laughs hardest." Sometimes... He who laughs last, Didn't get the joke! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
airtwardo 6 #25 November 18, 2003 Quote Shortly followed by a good sound beating. *** Yeah but did ya get a smile & a woody?! "He who laughs last laughs hardest." Sometimes... He who laughs last, Didn't get the joke! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
