skydivingchad 0 #1 November 20, 2003 Ok now that I have gotten your curiousity peaked here's the deal. My wife discovered a few months ago that after I come home from work I have a collection of belly button lint from my t-shirts. For some odd strange reason this totally freaks her out. She will stay out of range until it is gone. Am I the only guy out here with such a interesting wife with such a strange dislike? I do have to say that there is nothing else that weirds her out like this, she will even go as far as to pick-up and play with slugs. Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Pelt Head #3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 November 20, 2003 I just lost my appetite. Damn!.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 November 20, 2003 really its just dust that was inside your belly buttonI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #4 November 20, 2003 Quote she will even go as far as to pick-up and play with slugs. Now, that is wrong, ewwwwwww. I think I'm going to be sick! J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #5 November 20, 2003 Well, I'm Chad's wife, who sat here cracking up while he posted this. Just to clarify, to me, belly button lint is like little bluish tribbles, sentient life forms sent to proliferate and eventually take over the world, and at the rate he produces those buggers, ya'll better start getting your anti belly button ray guns out before they invade your town!! Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #6 November 20, 2003 I love belly button lint! Seriously! Okay - I have never encountered nasty lint so maybe that's out there too. But I think it's cute! Just fuzzy little white/denim colored puff hanging out in the navel. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 November 20, 2003 its probly got something to do with men having hair on there stomachs.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rugburn 0 #8 November 20, 2003 i was gonna say something but i chickened out -------- I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #9 November 20, 2003 If you save up enough could probably knit your wife a nice sweater out of it! jasonFreedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patman 0 #10 November 20, 2003 Is this for real? If I have "lint" please return me to the final wash cycle again!! UUUGGGGHH!!! Don't tell me I can't! I already know that! Haven't you seen my x-rays? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 November 20, 2003 She's probably upset because you aren't very organized. You know what neat-freaks women can be. Look on the kitchen counter. I'll bet she has some jars with vacuum seal lids that she stores useless stuff in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #12 November 20, 2003 Now wait wait wait. You said you had a "collection of belly button lint". Do you actually have a collection, or do you just have lint every day and throw it away?? If you have a collection, with all due respect, that's one of the most idiotic things I've heard since Stimpy having a drool collection. If it's just an everyday thing, I know how ya feel!! I wear a lot of black undershirts, and dude, every time the shirt comes off it's reflex to check for lint. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReLLiK75 0 #13 November 20, 2003 One solution for you dude....Shave! Guaranteed to get rid of belly button lint! __________________________________________ Have you Got Flare? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #14 November 20, 2003 Yeah, I haven't taken the time to trim in a while..... I'll do it tonight!! Anyone wanna help???? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivingchad 0 #15 November 20, 2003 no I don't actually keep it around, it just forms every day. on time i took some dryer lint and put it in a baggie to really freak out my wife, and it worked. Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Pelt Head #3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #16 November 20, 2003 QuoteYeah, I haven't taken the time to trim in a while..... I'll do it tonight!! Anyone wanna help???? With what? The trimming or getting rid of lint?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #17 November 20, 2003 I guess I don't have this problem since my piercing is in the way~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #18 November 20, 2003 i am turning green. . . . that's gross _________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #19 November 20, 2003 OMG! IT'S LIIIINT!!! Ok, seriously, who cares. ? ! Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
