What CANADIANS have to be proud of!

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25. And we don't bomb our allies.

Sorry about that.

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If you really want to get picky, Bell might have just been the first person to patent the telephone, a German might be first person who invented. But its a debate that has been going on since the telephone was patented.

But play nice kids, the post was just to make people laugh.

“- - Sumo is the greatest of sports. It has power, grace, speed and cluture. And most importantly, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. ”

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I don't think anyone is gunning for you, just for the pro-canada propoganda

But it was presented as fact...and certainly there were some disputable "facts" presented.

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"I don't think anyone is gunning for you, just for the pro-canada propoganda "

A little pro canada propoganda never hurts when in a pro-americian forum.....

To me this site/forum is multinational....with mostly Americian influances....a little chest pounding joke seems to hit at the heart of a few.....Sit back...have a few.....learn to live and laugh.....thats what we do....afterall...our leaders are comical and we admit it......

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Canada is cool, I've gotten fit shaced many times in Halifax, but,
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Roger’s ass ***
To someone who grew up in Pittsburgh, dem's fighting words!!!
Moosehead Dry kicks ass, and so does Canadian Bacon

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Moose Dry is for the kids....come over to the non evil side....MooseGreen

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What about stuff skydivers use every day, like the controllable-pitch propeller and square parachute?

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Moose Green?!? My beer gland (liver) can't wait!!!
As I remember, Moosehead Dry can't be sold in the good ol' US of A because it contains too much alcohol, if that's kid stuff, I can't wait for my first anything in Canada now

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You forgot two important ones.

1. You've never once invaded a country. (not really good, but true)

2. CANADIAN BACON!!!!!!!

BLAME CANADA!!!!!!! BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!

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How about selling the US over 800,000 acres of land in 1803 for $15 million? Isn't that about $0.05 an acre to double our land? Thanks Canada!

I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them.

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Moose Dry is for the kids....come over to the non evil side....MooseGreen

Of course, there is the Canadian confusion about whether Moosehead is a beer or a misdemeanor.

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... square parachute?

Domina C. Jalbert, Boca Raton, Fla.,

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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Rounders is closer to baseball than a Wright Flyer is to a 747, yet we still honor the Wright Brothers and not Boeing as the inventors of airplanes.

How do you measure that?

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I only believe everything I read online with a partner.

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Of course, there is the Canadian confusion about whether Moosehead is a beer or a misdemeanor.

ROFLMAO, now that is funny

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Actually there were a lot of Canadian troops in Vietnam, alongside the US, Koreans, Aussies... But I guess most people only consider it an invasion when they're talking about US troops.

Oh, hello again!

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I agree with the Mr Dress-up thing...you forgot Strange Brew

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10. Tim Horton’s kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

I love Canada. I love my Canadian husband, AndyMan. Tim Horton's doughnuts are indeed much better than Dunkin Donuts, BUT...

Krispy Kreme kicks BOTH Tim Horton's and Dunkin Donuts asses.

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BLAME CANADA!!!!!!! BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!

"With their beady little eyes,
Their flapping heads so full of lies..." Gotta luv South Park...

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24. We have coloured money. Yes, that’s COLOURED not COLORED.

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

25. And we don't bomb our allies.

But can Canadians count past 25????



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Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.

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But can Canadians count past 25????



--Art

Yes. Here's #26 for you....one that any respectable skydiver should have included in the first place....TWIN OTTERS!

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