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meatmissile

What else can you drive?

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Apart from a parachute, of course :P.

1. Car
2. Aeroplane (Single engine land)
3. Motorcycle
4. Motorboat
5. Crane
6. Horse (I think of it as driving, maybe that is why they always roll their eyes back at me)

I can't drive:

1. Shopping trolley
2. Lawnmower
3. Pram

I'm bored at work, two more days :)

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i can drive:

car
19 foot class "c" motorhome
humvee (hmmwv) blackout conditions and with night vision gogles
6k & 10k hyster forklift
motorcyle
motorboat
golf cart (wffc is great to learn.... and you can but shouldn't do it drunk)
horse
atv (4 or 3 wheeler)
15 pax vans
normal smaller garden tractor. lawnmower (10-15hp)
smaller farm tractor (1948 ford 9-n)

that's about it.....

p.s. not that i could land or take off but i have "driven" an f-16 before too.....

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I can/have driven...Or at least have formal license for...
Fork lift truck.
Backhoe/JCB.
50t crawler crane.
35 ft sailing cruiser.
Motor cycle.
Car.

I don't need a license for the pram....:S;)

Whats a shopping trolley?:)
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Geeze... this is gonna be a list.
Car,pickup,van (you get the point)
Airplane
Boats (never been at the helm of one bigger than 27', and none sailing)
Drag cars (fastest on ever was 11.05 in the 1/4 mi)
motorcycles (preferably the overpowered crotch rockets)
bulldozers
excavators
backhoes
front-end loaders
articulated haulers
rigid frame haul trucks
forklifts of many many kinds
tractors of all sizes
motor grader
dump truck (on road) up to and including 80K GVWR
18 wheelers (the big rigs, but no doubles, triples, or tankers)
a very, VERY large amount of aerial equpment (ya know malifts, cherry pickers, platfor lifts, etc)
do horses count?
and what about mules?
bobcats (skid steer)
once drove a coal mine shovel (the one that goes down in a coal mine)
im sure I missed something, but I give up. :):P
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"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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i can drive:

1.) motorcycle
2.) car (kinda)
c.) llama

sidenote: you gotta watch out for llamas though, they spit and are sneakier than a tree full of owls.

.jim
"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

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not that i could land or take off but i have "driven" an f-16 before too.....



I can take off in any aircraft. Here are the steps:

1. Start (this is the difficult part)
2. Point into wind down runway (you can even skip that step sometimes)
3. Lash the donkey/s vigorously.
4. Keeping straight, apply gentle back pressure on stick/column. Counter any unwanted effects (torque etc) gently with controls.
5. You're flying.

Landing's the biotch.... :D

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1. Car
2. Airplane (also single engine land)
3. Motorcycle
4. Backhoe's and Bobcats (I used to be in construction as a summer job in hs for about two years...)
5. Horsies, if they're nice...
6. Golf cart (but only at the dz)

I can't drive:

1. Fifty five!!!!!!! (duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh DUH!!!) B|

Wrong Way
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Cars(manual, automatic, column shift)
Airplanes(single engine, multi engine, various turboprops and jets requiring type ratings)
Helicopters
Motorcycles
Boats(been at the helm of a 100,000 ton ship once)
Various small construction equipment
Golf cart
Got to fly an airship(aka blimp) once

Uh....I think that's about it... I'll try anything once..

Mike

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Cars

Trucks (dually, 2.5 ton, 5 ton, 915 tractor trailer rig, LMTV)

M113 and M125 tracked vehicles

boats (Kayak, canoe, F470 Zodiac, RHIB, flat-bottom jet boat with a 454 in it, Correct Craft Ski Nautique, 35 foot center consol dive boat, 50 foot Hateras sportfisher)

Jet skis and SeaDoos

3 and 4-wheeled ATV's, both racing and farm varieties

Motorcycles (every size, shape and configuration)

Airplanes (C150, C152, C172, C182, Cherokee 6, Citabria, Aeronca Chief)

Tractors (Ford 2000, Ford 9000) and every implement you can hook on the back of them.

Snowmobiles (but not since I was about 14 years old)

edited to add:
Golf Carts, both electric and gas powered

Horse (used to rope a bit)

Ostrich (though not with grace)

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I'll try anything once



please avoid incest and cabbage.



Anyhew:

Cars/vans etc, Manual or Auto, left or right hand drive.
Motorbike
BMX ;)
I drove a tank once
Desk. (Driving a desk is a term we use in radio. Means to control the mixer)
Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE
Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

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Umm...

Car,van, truck..:P
Boat
Motorcycle
i can fly a plane just not legally..B|
Bicycle
skateboard
horse
Rc car
lol...umm
ATV, dirtbikes
snowblower:P
golf cart

and

a golf ball further than you.;)

Joe
For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be.
Pedro Offers you his Protection.

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I have a decent list

1)Car
2)trucks
3)Licenced fork lift operator
4)Genies> Those cranes for getting you into high places
5)power boats
6)Sea-doos
7)Quads
8)Motor Cycles
9)Snowboards
10) Mountain bikes


"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

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Bring it....B|...you going to be at any boogies? I know they are all about jumping but I wouldnt mind sneaking out to play some golf. Whats your handicap? Do you play the championship tees? Being a golf pro I like to get out and play golf with people who dont take it so seriously everyonce and a while. Let me know.

Sorry for the thread highjack.:)
Joe
PS- Measured during a tournament 387yards on Hole #11 Stoneybrook GC Orlando Florida...driver then 7 Iron...572 yard par 5...I am dumb and missed the eagle...got birdie, and shot 67 that day.....I loved golf that day.:D
For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be.
Pedro Offers you his Protection.

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