Is That A Sperm??

[Kramer 0]

Alright, I was at a party tonight. It was a birthday party for this girl that I met not too long ago...so I don't really know a lot of her friends yet or anything. Anyway, I get there, and some drunken douchebag looks at my closing pin necklace (I usually keep it tucked under my shirt...but she musta slipped out)...so anyway...he looks at it, and goes: "Hey dude...is that a sperm???" (ME: )

It was a little embarrassing to say the least. A few people overheard it and honed right in on this conversation. I was about || <---this close to just saying "yup" and walking away. But I couldn't bring myself to do it.

I explained to them what it was, and gave my best "tell a group of drunk people how a closing pin works in less than three seconds so as not to lose their attention" speech. After I told them what was up, I think they thought it was pretty cool that I skydive...but it sure was a wee bit uncomfortable for a few seconds there.

So anywho, this was the first time that I ever even realized that a closing pin does look like a sperm...how naive is that?

Anyone else have a similar experience?

-Kramer

The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

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So anywho, this was the first time that I ever even realized that a closing pin does look like a sperm...how naive is that?

Whatever you do, don't look at a Voodoo logo.

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[dustin19d 0]

All the time. Though it was never misstook for a sperm. But it sure is hard to explain what it is to people, especialy if they been drinking. I just say its a closing pin necklace and leave it at that.Get a lot of confused looks, but I dont care.

[Kramer 0]

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Whatever you do, don't look at a Voodoo logo.

Too late.

-Kramer

The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

[airann 1]

A type of Whale.

~AirAnn~

[souleh 0]

rofl! (that was to the voodoo logo.. )

'buttplugs? where?' - geno

[FIREFLYR 0]

Silence is golden.

"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest"
"There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act"

[freeflir29 0]

Been there....done that.....

[riggerrob 623]

One time an old hippy asked me the spiritual significance of my "Blue 2000" necklace.
He speculated that the 3-rings represented "Daddo, laddo and spook."
He must have been a trinitarian, "... long-haired friend of Jesus in a chartus micro bua ...."
He never did ask about the curved pin.
Sure does look like a sperm.

[caz 0]

My boss asked me if I thought it was appropriate to wear a phallic symbol around my neck at work after a number of drinks down the pub one day, I'd been wearing it on and off for a number of months by that point though without him ever bringing it up. After explaining what it actually was, I did ask him why on earth he thought I would wear a phallic symbol around my neck at work and then he got quite embarrassed.

~~~ London Skydivers ~~~

[2fat2fly 0]

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"... long-haired friend of Jesus in a chartus micro bua ...."
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"A dozen long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartrus microbus" is now stuck in my head and I can't remember where it comes from. Help!! It was a 'spoken' song....

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[base704 0]

"Convoy"

God...I'm really sorry that I actually know that...

You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.