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New Gay Drop Zone

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Latest news just in - Gay Drop zone opens in Chicago area.

In an attempt to introduce the sport of skydiving to Chicago's gay population, Skydive Chicago paints its hangars pink. The DZ's twin otter aircraft is to undergo a similar paint job and will be renamed 'Priscilla'. The dropzone bar has also undergone a major revamp with several mirror balls installed & its redneck music collection thrown out and replaced with Abba, Kylie Minogue & sister sledge cds, among others.

Regular skydivers have had mixed reactions to the changes, however all of its male jumpers were said to be 'thrilled' at the prospect of teaching lesbians how to skydive.

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Bwaaaahahahah!

Apologies to the other thread...thought this *too* good an opportunity to poke fun & for it to be lost in 9 pages of posts heheh

Russ ;)

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Stand by for flame war...

Donning fire suit, fire boots, fire helmet/mask and breaking out the hotdogs and marshmellows.


Marshmallows

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What?? You donned the fire suit:$
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yeah - and they play the tag line of "raining men" over a huge loudspeaker if you cross the runway under 1000ft instead of a siren like at perris.


You know, if I remember correctly, that was actually one of the 'theme songs' at the Mondial in Gap.:D

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What?? You donned the fire suit:$



Presumably getting ready for his fireman strip routine? :D:P



Dave, how many jump tickets can you get for a table dance? ;)
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