Unstable 9 #51 January 15, 2004 The best one ever: Homer Simpson Taunting Mr. Burns - "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? RELEASE THE HOUNDS? RELEASE THE BEES? RELEASE THE HOUNDS WITH THE BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS THAT SHOOT BEES AT YOU WHEN THEY BARK?!?"=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panzwami 0 #52 January 15, 2004 Duffman (with hand on hips): "Duffman is THRUSTING, in the direction of the problem." Duffman: "Duffman can never die, only the actors who portray him..." Matt ----- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #53 January 17, 2004 ...Oh Margey, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from workey... - Homer Simpson Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #54 January 17, 2004 bwaaaahahaha i love that one!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #55 January 17, 2004 ...Oh look! There's beer in this ashtray... - Barney Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManBird 0 #56 January 17, 2004 "...that's why everyone does everything--because they're stupid." "I don't think I've ever done anything wrong." - HS"¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base704 0 #57 January 17, 2004 HS "Is that a good siren?" RV Salesman "Have you ever known a siren to be good?"You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flare 0 #58 January 17, 2004 Homer: what's the number for 911 again? Homer: hmmm....gummmybeaaarr Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #59 January 17, 2004 Homer- "Here Bart, hold my beer." In true skydiver style. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #60 January 17, 2004 Apu standing at his counter" Now my store is open" Crooks come up and shoot the place to hell "Now my store is closed" Homer, " I'll never be able to look at myself in the mirror again, or any highly polished metal surface" I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #61 January 19, 2004 I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. -Homer J. Simpson __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #62 January 19, 2004 homer--it takes 2 people to lie, marge, one to lie and one to listen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #63 January 19, 2004 hahaha... what a great thread!!! i think the majority of things Ralph Wiggum says is hilarious! "ew, Daddy, this tastes like Grandma"~RALPH WIGGUM "and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? besides, every time i learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. remember when i took that home winemaking course & i forgot how to drive?" ~HOMER see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #64 January 19, 2004 whatever -- that quote was hilarious!! must've missed that episode, but nice job pointing out a good quote ~hollywood see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayFitz164 0 #65 January 19, 2004 Homer prior to taking physics exam. Homer- "Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me; so lets get through this I will will get back to killing you slowly with beer." Brain-"Agreed" -From memory, might be a bit off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #66 February 9, 2004 Not sure of any one quote, but I think my all time fav episode is the one where Homer's face ends up on packages of Japanese soap. The Japanese comercials are fricken hilarious. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #67 February 9, 2004 Kill my boss!?! Do I dare live out the american dream?!?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #68 February 9, 2004 QuoteNot sure of any one quote, but I think my all time fav episode is the one where Homer's face ends up on packages of Japanese soap. The Japanese comercials are fricken hilarious. "There you have it, Fishbulb" ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #69 February 9, 2004 I like when Bart become Mr. Burns heir... Homer is being told to leave the property and says: "Or what?!? You'll release the dogs?... or the Bees?... or the Dogs with Bees in their mouths so when they bark, they shoot Bees at you?" lol, or when Homer was tripping out on the Guatomalan Insanity Peppers and went missing. He askes Marge how she knew to find him and she says: "I knew you were on foot so you couldn't have gone far. Plus, I knew you would have headed west because the ground sorta slopes that way." My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #70 February 9, 2004 "I remember when nickels used to have pictures of bees on them". - Grandpa (Abe) Simpson Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #71 February 9, 2004 Too many to name, but all of Homer's quotes about beer deserve special recognision! -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #72 February 9, 2004 Homer saying "Marge, I'm not going to lie to you... Well, good bye" and then there's: Lisa: Well if President Kennedy can do it, I can do it. Homer replies: "mmmmm, she must be dreaming about Hitler again" there are so many great ones though (including the one in my signature)"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casurf1978 0 #73 February 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteNot sure of any one quote, but I think my all time fav episode is the one where Homer's face ends up on packages of Japanese soap. The Japanese comercials are fricken hilarious. OMG that is a classic episode. One of my favs too. How about the one where they go to family 'shock' therapy and the power station almost gets drained. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chute 0 #74 February 10, 2004 All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems. I'm in a place where I don't know where I am! So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PeteH 0 #75 February 10, 2004 Milhouse: Well Bart, we've learned that war is not the answer Bart: Except to all of America's problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Chute 0 #74 February 10, 2004 All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems. I'm in a place where I don't know where I am! So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PeteH 0 #75 February 10, 2004 Milhouse: Well Bart, we've learned that war is not the answer Bart: Except to all of America's problems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
