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Favourite Simpsons quotes

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Apu standing at his counter" Now my store is open"
Crooks come up and shoot the place to hell
"Now my store is closed"


Homer, " I'll never be able to look at myself in the mirror again, or any highly polished metal surface"

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

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hahaha... what a great thread!!! i think the majority of things Ralph Wiggum says is hilarious!

"ew, Daddy, this tastes like Grandma"~RALPH WIGGUM

"and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? besides, every time i learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. remember when i took that home winemaking course & i forgot how to drive?":D ~HOMER

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Not sure of any one quote, but I think my all time fav episode is the one where Homer's face ends up on packages of Japanese soap.

The Japanese comercials are fricken hilarious.



"There you have it, Fishbulb"

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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I like when Bart become Mr. Burns heir... Homer is being told to leave the property and says:

"Or what?!? You'll release the dogs?... or the Bees?... or the Dogs with Bees in their mouths so when they bark, they shoot Bees at you?"

lol, or when Homer was tripping out on the Guatomalan Insanity Peppers and went missing. He askes Marge how she knew to find him and she says:

"I knew you were on foot so you couldn't have gone far. Plus, I knew you would have headed west because the ground sorta slopes that way."

:D



My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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Homer saying "Marge, I'm not going to lie to you... Well, good bye"


and then there's:
Lisa: Well if President Kennedy can do it, I can do it.
Homer replies: "mmmmm, she must be dreaming about Hitler again"

there are so many great ones though (including the one in my signature)
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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Not sure of any one quote, but I think my all time fav episode is the one where Homer's face ends up on packages of Japanese soap.

The Japanese comercials are fricken hilarious.



OMG that is a classic episode. One of my favs too. How about the one where they go to family 'shock' therapy and the power station almost gets drained.

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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.

I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!

So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.
Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies!

* Brother_Brian *
D.S.W.F.S.B. #2

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