Kramer 0 #1 February 20, 2004 I'm a young college kid who doesn't watch the news as intently as some of you guys do, so maybe you can help me out. Where is Saddam Hussein? A few weeks ago, we capture the guy, then...poof, no one says another word about him (or so it seems). Thanks. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 February 20, 2004 Locked in a secret bunker 14 stories beneath the ground, having bamboo shoots stuffed under his fingernails . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #3 February 20, 2004 Either in a really bad place having bad things done to him...or they have him set up like prince somewhere...feeding him drugs and milking him for information.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #4 February 20, 2004 Fine answers from both of you, thanks. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 330 #5 February 20, 2004 I most recently saw him on Southpark. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 February 20, 2004 Glad we could be of assistance! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #7 February 20, 2004 QuoteLocked in a secret bunker 14 stories beneath the ground, having bamboo shoots stuffed under his fingernails . . . or his tradesmans entrance ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #8 February 20, 2004 under my bed with christina aguilara.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #9 February 20, 2004 I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #10 February 20, 2004 You're a sick puppy Sky....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #11 February 20, 2004 In the library with a candlestick?Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #12 February 20, 2004 Quote Where is Saddam Hussein? A few weeks ago, we capture the guy, then...poof, no one says another word about him (or so it seems). Thanks. actually the military decided to release this for you kramer: http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=07E0AE54-63F0-11D8-96D0-E3635E514682 god i love this veepers thing MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,936 #13 February 20, 2004 He got a tenure track professorship in Poli-Sci at Georgetown.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 February 20, 2004 QuoteWhere Is Saddam Hussein Today Same place he is every day, pinky. Trying to take over the world!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rjf98 0 #15 February 20, 2004 Holy S**** That was soooo funny I just laughed out loud.. VERY loud. My Marines just stuck their head in my office to see what was going on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #16 February 20, 2004 damn...that was funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #17 February 20, 2004 Don't know and don't care! Fuckin Bastard should have been shot, or hung. Since he's still alive, I hope he's rotting in a stinking, filthy cell somewhere! We ought to get every bit of info from him that can be extracted, then kill him and bury his worthless carcuss with swine parts and blood! Unfortunately, he will probably be turned over to the worthless damned u.n. who will promtly release him, blame the us and demand that the United States pay him for the inconvience that they figure we have caused him!-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #18 February 22, 2004 In a cell across from Manny Noriega in the Bush dynastys donated memorial wing of some Federal lockdown in florida. Wondering if they are ever gonna get out on to the high-dollar lecture circuit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites