cvfd1399 0 #1 February 25, 2004 Do not lay your canopy out on your living room floor and let your dog inside to play. I let my dog into play and she decided to roll in my chute, so I told her to get off and she looks me dead in the eye and squats and pisses on it! No amount of screaming or my running over there could get her to stop or move! I was furious. It was kinda funny afterwards she thought ok if I cannot play I will piss on it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #2 February 25, 2004 rofl.. that's a bit unfortunate! 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #3 February 25, 2004 Bwahhhhhhhhhhh! Sorry I just couldn't help it! Omar rolled around in my ZP the other day...I promise that he did not Pi** in it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #4 February 25, 2004 Speechless......absolutely speechless. By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 February 25, 2004 Man...that would piss me off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #6 February 25, 2004 QuoteMan...that would piss me off ...........proving once again..... " 'Tis better to be pissed Off than to be pissed On" (edited for spelling) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 February 25, 2004 QuoteQuoteMan...that would piss me off ...........proving once again..... " 'Tis beter to be pissed Off than to be pissed On" Not sure about that...think I'd almost rather have a dog piss on the shoe I'm wearing than my canopy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #8 February 25, 2004 QuoteNot sure about that...think I'd almost rather have a dog piss on the shoe I'm wearing than my canopy. After all, if the dog is pissing on your shoe, it's already lined up for a good kick, right? 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raefordite 0 #9 February 25, 2004 Don't know what type of canopy you have but I would suggest contacting the manufacturer and clean that up as soon as possible. (giggle, giggle) [email protected] might help. I couldn't find anything in PD's education section for dumb dog acts - Good Luck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #10 February 25, 2004 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh. I have three dogs and two cats. I could just see one of them doing that to me. Hope it all comes out in the washMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #11 February 25, 2004 It is not a canopy I jump so it did not piss me off that much. Her ass is is outside in the rain so all is well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #12 February 25, 2004 Quote I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh. I have three dogs and two cats. I could just see one of them doing that to me. Hope it all comes out in the wash My foster cat would definitely put a hundred holes in the canopy first. I trim her claws but I swear she has a nail file somewhere. And, she pisses on anything fabric on the floor in a corner. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #13 February 25, 2004 Wow, did I ever laugh... I felt kinda guilty till I read later on that you don't jump it... now I'm laughing again. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #14 February 25, 2004 I agree with that. Female dog urine is very acidic. Notice any brown patches in your grass a few days after your dog's been there? That's an indicator. Male dog urine is not nearly as acidic, FYI. I'd probably be running fresh water on any area she did her business on, immediately. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #15 February 25, 2004 I've heard the joke about the parachute with a red stain for sale, but never a yellow stain. Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #16 February 25, 2004 having friends is kinda like pissing your pants...everyone can see it, but it only gives you that warm feeling:)_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frankiebrina 0 #17 February 25, 2004 Well I'll never buy a canopy from you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #18 February 25, 2004 My best friend (the guy that talked me into my 1st jump) had his caonpy laid out in my living room and we left, guessing it's safe and returning to kitty piss and uric acid bleach spots showed._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #19 February 25, 2004 Well, you know the dog's philosophy of life, "If you can't eat it, or fuck it, piss on it!" As angry as I might be, I couldn't put her out in the rain thought! That's just not right, IMO.-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #20 February 25, 2004 ah man... that made me laugh really hard. thanks MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #21 February 25, 2004 Beware! Now that the canopy has been marked by "your best friend" (dog), all the other dogs on the DZ are going to be very interested in your rig. Keep us posted! R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #22 February 25, 2004 Well, DAMN... I'm surprised anyone would let an animal anywhere near their canopy -- not for fear of pissing, but for fear of CLAWS SCRATCHING AND TEARING THE MATERIAL! That'd be my first concern, and then piss.-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #23 February 25, 2004 OMFG!! LMFAOBottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panzwami 0 #24 February 25, 2004 hmmm, dog you say? Is this a small dog, perhaps suitable for punting? Matt ----- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #25 February 26, 2004 Blue healer, she would see the boot comming Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
