skymama 35 #26 February 28, 2004 QuoteBut if you did... I'd probably stumble and stammer and be a complete idiot. Oh, so you're a typical guy then. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #27 February 28, 2004 QuoteOh, so you're a typical guy then. Yep, lots of chest beating and posturing....... ....no game Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #28 February 28, 2004 Please change your screenname. While I can read, a simple missed letter while PMing could spell the difference between privacy and total embarrassment. Wait. Chris? Am I already totally embarrassed? I never know. You'll have to point it out. Now, where'd you put that pointer .....Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #29 February 28, 2004 QuoteNow, where'd you put that pointer ..... Where did you want me to put it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #30 February 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteJust to cut down on any further confusion, I'm not Chris either. I'm sorry. I don't believe you. I'm gonna have to check you. Yes, step behind this curtain. Yes, you do need to take your clothes off. No, purely for checking if you are a Chris or not. Never mind that whiring sound. It is NOT the sound of video cameras. I'm a Chris too, but I'm not stepping behind that curtain for any amount of money!!! You are just going to have to take my word for it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #31 February 28, 2004 QuoteI'm a Chris too, but I'm not stepping behind that curtain for any amount of money!!! You are just going to have to take my word for it Ewwwwwwww!!! Who asked you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #32 February 28, 2004 So, we have the Real Kramer, the Fake Kramer, now the Real Chris, and the Fake Chris. How will I ever keep this straight. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #33 February 28, 2004 I am not Chris either...but i kicked his ass once. hehe. Me thinks the new guy should change his user name. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #34 February 28, 2004 I feel like I'm in some weird Chris-version of 'Being John Malkovitch." Chris chris chris, chris chris chris? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #35 February 28, 2004 QuoteI feel like I'm in some weird Chris-version of 'Being John Malkovitch." Chris chris chris, chris chris chris? LOL....too funny. I dunno if he needs to change his user name. Is that really fair? But maybe if he signed his posts with his real name and used an avatar it would help differentiate us a bit. I screwed up when I first logged in to DZ.com by using all lower case letters but when I use my signature I put DiverDriver. So, it looks very similar. It has been mildly amusing watching people respond with "are you drunk Chris?" But, this is just going to keep on happening if we don't change something I guess.Chris Schindler www.diverdriver.com ATP/D-19012 FB #4125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #36 February 28, 2004 I've attached an avatar for him to use that will make sure we can tell you apart. Edit: Duhh, push the upload button7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #37 February 28, 2004 OH gawd! I'm having flashbacks of JTVal2! Yipes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #38 February 28, 2004 It's okay, I'm Nick. And no, Nick isn't the real Nick. Eh, Nick ? Woah, my name sounds + looks really weird when you repeat it 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #39 February 28, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm a Chris too, but I'm not stepping behind that curtain for any amount of money!!! You are just going to have to take my word for it Ewwwwwwww!!! Who asked you? Nobody. Thank god Just had to chime into the Chris-fest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #40 February 28, 2004 I know how to tell them apart!!! Which one has the bigger "Watch" !!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wendybird 0 #41 February 28, 2004 QuoteI've attached an avatar for him to use that will make sure we can tell you apart. Edit: Duhh, push the upload button Oh ... my ... gawd ... it's uncanny how much they look alike! It's *almost* like it's the mirror image of Chris!Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #42 February 28, 2004 QuoteI am not Chris either...but i kicked his ass once. hehe. Me thinks the new guy should change his user name. I kicked his head once....... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #43 February 28, 2004 QuoteMaybe an avator would help cut down on the confusion. <-------Like mine. Who am I? Which one is you, M? ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyrat 1 #44 February 29, 2004 Hey Diverdriver When do you get the new paint on "barbiejet" you drive for a living? Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #45 February 29, 2004 QuoteWhich one is you, M? Ouch.... But fair question.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #46 February 29, 2004 Ok, I'll settle this.... we'll just call you "Billy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #47 February 29, 2004 QuoteHey Diverdriver When do you get the new paint on "barbiejet" you drive for a living? Chris You mean THIS THREAD?Chris Schindler www.diverdriver.com ATP/D-19012 FB #4125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JVig 0 #48 February 29, 2004 Quotebwhahaha. I am not offended by it, i think it is funny. people confusing us. I remember a pole i put up one night after drinking and everyone thought Chris was posting drunk, ROTFL. I know dub me ChrisII Now THAT is funny.........keep up the good work -------------------------------------------------- Just remember.....if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyrat 1 #49 February 29, 2004 Diverdriver Thanks for the link I found the pictures. The jet looks pretty nice. Chris Skydive Houston Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #50 February 29, 2004 the sad part is that, having not been around lately, i knew nothing of all this confusion... so i saw the thread the the title and the author and said, "what the fuck does he mean he's not chris?!?!" hmmmm -chris Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
