George & Laura Bush EXECUTE Their Own Dog!

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Newsflash from last week, courtesy of whitehouse.org

Official White House Statement

Yesterday, President and Mrs. Bush were deeply inconvenienced by the need to compassionately execute Spot "Spotty" Bush, the English Springer Spaniel with whom they were intermittently photographed. Spot was born in the White House fifteen years ago to Millie, former First Lady Barbara Bush's dear friend and writing partner. Spot loved balls, medium-rare strips of marinated filet mignon, and relaxing around the old mansion family quarters.

Spot had recently taken ill, and rather than delay – thereby risking recovery and/or intervention by the Governor of Florida – President Bush promptly ordered that Spot get the Karla Faye Tucker treatment. In keeping with Spot's final wishes, her Last Will and Testament is posted here for the benefit of her adoring public:

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/022204.asp

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According to the Associated Press, "Spot" has been under investigation by the CIA for a "leak". Sources did not disclose what kind of "leak" it was, but the CIA declines to comment if Spot took a "leak" in the Whitehouse.

Sen Kerry(D) has called for a Congressional investigation on the death of "Spot", claiming that "Spot" may have been the victim of foul play since he was present during the most secret conversations regarding GWB military record.

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[gary350 0]

Another take on the story - this one with a picture!

President Bush returned to his halcyon days as Texas Governor last week by authorising an execution, this time of his pet English Springer Spaniel, Spot. The death brings to 153 the number of death sentences George W. Bush has presided over while in public office. Spot was put down by lethal injection on Sunday after more than 10 minutes on death row (roughly a decade less than the national average). Opponents of capital punishment decried Spot’s execution as “inhumane”, though pro-death penalty groups hit back that Spot was “not human.”

http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=897&ED=82

[gary350 0]

More silence from the right!

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[chuteless 1]

I think "execute" is a bit too strong of a word here. If you are just using it to show that you hate Bush, thats a cheap shot.

Bill Cole D-41

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I think "execute" is a bit too strong of a word here. If you are just using it to show that you hate Bush, thats a cheap shot.

Bill Cole D-41

Humor - just poking fun at myself - you know, we hate Bush so much that we find anything to twist into making him a monster. Also poking fun at the right and the way they (not so jokingly) attack attack attack Clinton, Kerry, whoever. . .

Ironic thing is, there is such an incredible wealth of REAL reasons to be disgusted with what this man and his keepers are doing to this country, on so many different fronts. Probably the reason I need to laugh a bit - to keep from crying. . .

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I think his avatar says it all

I've been unfairly (IMO) accused in the past, but in this case, I'll have to plead the 5th!