Why Skydiving is Better Than Sex

[Hazarrd 1]

Ok so a whuffo actually put this list togeather. Pretty impressive considering she's only done 1 tandem, I think...

Why SKYDIVING is better than SEX !
1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more.
2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important.
3. Skydiving is much safer, no diseases and no kids.
4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are
5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways...
6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive.
7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them.
8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough.
9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing.
10. Everyone is ugly in freefall.

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[BETO74 0]

Thanks for the laugh I have a very long day today!!!

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[FrogNog 1]

Repost, different forum, more reasons.

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[Nightingale 0]

1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more.

you can do that with sex too, if you do it right.

2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier

Funny... I have WAY more trouble finding people who want to jump with me.

3. Skydiving is much safer, no diseases and no kids.

hmm... does the word BOUNCE mean anything?

4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are

Well, girls compare notes, so chances are we know how good you are in bed too, especially if you've been with someone we know.

5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways...

So you're saying orgies are a BAD thing?????

6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive.

and in both cases involves a careful selection of one's partner(s) to ensure mutual satisfaction.

7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them.

well, you still have to be polite about it. LOL.

8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough.

you mean that actually happens in bed???? hmmm... I don't recall ever saying anything like that!

9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing.

neither is solo sex.

10. Everyone is ugly in freefall.

well, I guess you could always turn off the light.



edited cause I can't spell!

[SkydiveMO 0]

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7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them

Yeah right! The last time I pointed out an increased fall rate to a female skydiver I nearly got a boot up my hind quarter.

[USPA 0]

Hey you sound interesting....

Fancy a date? LMAO

The trouble with skydiving; If you stink at it and continue to jump, you'll die. If you're good at it and continue to jump, you'll see a lot of friends die...

[skydivexxl 0]

The full 20:

1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more.
2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important.
3. Skydiving is much safer; no diseases and no kids.
4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are.
5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways...
6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive.
7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them.
8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough.
9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing.
10. Everyone is ugly in freefall.
11.You could actually have a whole TEAM that knows about each other.
12.Your TEAM can do a of practicing. Either individually or all together.
13.You can constantly change partners without getting a bad reputation.
14.You can always go back to your ex-partner after having jumped with several others.
15.Your partners will not think of you as "weird" if you suggest a "horny gorilla".
16.You can actually "dirt dive" the act, AND "de-brief" it afterwards.
17.You get certificates that can tell others how many times you have DONE it, and how good you are.
18.You can LOG it and people will even verify it by signing.
19.You can by a stamp that you can use to LOG the various positions that you and your patner(s) have done.
20.For a small price you can hire a professional video man so you can impress your friends and family! If you're really good, you can sell the video for others to watch and improve their own skills.

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[JohnMitchell 14]

Also, Skydiving lasts longer and doesn't cost as much.

Remember, both take a lot of specialized equipment and training to reduce risk of injury. In both, you also start out all by yourself, but later do it in large groups

[christelsabine 1]

simply great

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[Kat1221 0]

We sell t-shirts with this on them at our DZ. The Skydiving better than sex list is on the front, and on the back is ten reasons why sex is better than skydiving. It includes: you can still have sex if you don't have money, it doesn't cost thousands of dollars to have fun, you can have sex when its raining, windy etc. I can't remember all of them.

[kelel01 1]

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7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them

Um, guys? I think they mean "lead". That's how I took it, anyway. B/c that's NOT offensive.

Kelly

[SkydiveMO 0]

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Um, guys? I think they mean "lead".

I don't think so, asking a women if she’s put on lead is like asking her when she's due... but she ain't pregnant.

[mccordia 73]

21. With skydiving, you can safely show your mom and dad a video and tell them "Look what I did this weekend"

JC
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I'm an Athlete?

[pccoder 0]

That's what I was thinking, ya think she is ready for a 'land' 3 way?

PcCoder.net

[gdmusumeci 0]

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10. Everyone is ugly in freefall.
well, I guess you could always turn off the light.

Is this an argument in favor of night jumps?

[f1shlips 2]

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2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier

Funny... I have WAY more trouble finding people who want to jump with me.

Hmm... I would figure if you are like most of the dz gals the number would be equal. I think most guys would use the former to push the latter.

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drop zone (drop'zone) n. An incestuous sesspool of broken people. -- Attributed to a whuffo girlfriend.

[champu 1]

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I don't think so, asking a women if she’s put on lead is like asking her when she's due... but she ain't pregnant.

it's like being a good lawyer, don't ask questions you don't already know the answer to.

[brothermuff65 0]

because there is usually someone on a skydive with me besides myself

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates

[projanska 0]

Besides, there's no place where you could buy sex for $20 a pop

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"Ye Gods!"

[Hazarrd 1]

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Besides, there's no place where you could buy sex for $20 a pop

Ohhh, there is.

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[Ron 7]

In skydiving someone saying "Damn you have small equipment" is a complement.

I have never heard that in bed

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

[Floats18 0]

I've seen these things for rowing as well, and every 'better than sex' list always ends up w/

#n. Lets face it, its not.

But I've only got 2 jumps so don't listen to me!

--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever

DiverDriver in Training

[Conundrum 1]

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Um, guys? I think they mean "lead".

I don't think so, asking a women if she’s put on lead is like asking her when she's due... but she ain't pregnant.

You must jump with some pretty uptight women.

[Nightingale 0]

I would say that if someone thinks sex isn't as good as skydiving, then they aren't doing the sex thing right!

[CerealKilla 0]

I think I just fell in love...errrrrrrrrrrrr, lust. So, How You doin'?

Confuscious say: "It take many nail to make a baby crib...but only one screw to fill it."