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Things I've learned watching porn:

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I'm just curious.. has anyone watched a porn on their laptop on a commercial flight? :S:PB|



Tried it w/o success; I just couldn't get the laptop to stay balanced on my lap.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.



Some like it when the guy is more then 10 years older. I know that for a fact!:o

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When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.



Some insist on it. There is one I really want to do that too in particular I think she has been a bad girl:$
Dom


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#32: DVD porn is far better than VHS--get to skip all the nonsensical plotline crap if you want.



I've never seen any on DVD. Do they offer any other special features or alternate endings ?


sometimes you can get different camera angles...
scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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