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airann

OMG, Im a SKARED SHYTLESS Gardener, NSFW

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This year I am doing gourd vines. Last year I did real well with vegetable loofa sponges. Those again this year as well as birdhouse gourds.

I was looking into defining a gourd that is Asian in variety. ...
yada, yada yada...

So I am checking out gourds and I find interesting historical data.

Such as...
Can Gourds Be Used For National Currency?
A Seed That Inspired Early Aircraft Design.

But what frightened me was....
See A Penis Sheath Gourd From New Guinea


This has got to be the most disturbing National Geographic like photo I have ever seen. And, what is 'up' with those guys facial expresions & what are they looking at?

Im off to plant CANTALOUPE. ...:S
Huh, can those be used as breast coverings?
Well... You can eat them...
My mind is now ruined, ruined, ruined...

~AirAnn~

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I've gotta get one of those for my dude to run around the house in!



Oh, ...you will (hopefully) need a bigger gourd.
1-2 feet in length? - Some 3-4 inchs in diameter? Ok ... Luffa cylindrica No worries, I have seeds.



Yeah, those gourds look like they're about the right size. ;) Send me some seeds! Then I'll have a whole bunch of them and I can require all men who visit my house to wear one. :o:D

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