piisfish 135 #26 May 5, 2004 another elephant one : female elephants use sheep as tampons BWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speedy 0 #27 May 5, 2004 There were two goldfish in a tank, one said to the other.... do you know how to drive this thing? Dave Fallschirmsport Marl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #28 May 5, 2004 A woman made the first ever freefall. http://www.makeithappen.com/wis/bios/broadwickt.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #29 May 5, 2004 QuoteA woman made the first ever freefall wow! now that is interesting em - onions are toxic to cats(a large enough quantity injested will kill them) In 1981 39.6% of the population of the Republic of Ireland claimed to be able to speak Irish The 15th century painter and monk Fra Filippo Lippi(master of Botticelli), renowned for his religious work - quit the monastry, shagged a nun, didnt marry her and had a kid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #30 May 5, 2004 cool pic of her with bill booth!"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #31 May 5, 2004 LOL The average Blue whale phallus is 16ft long and the testicles can weigh 22 pounds and be as big as a Volkswagen Beetle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #32 May 5, 2004 QuoteLOL The average Blue whale phallus is 16ft long and the testicles can weigh 22 pounds and be as big as a Volkswagen Beetle. LOL B^2, you never cease to amaze me. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 May 5, 2004 QuoteLOL The average Blue whale phallus is 16ft long and the testicles can weigh 22 pounds and be as big as a Volkswagen Beetle. And they can be so jealous sometimes... I have their respect though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #34 May 5, 2004 Quote Baby Ruth candy bars sink, not float like in the movie Caddy Shack. Maybe in the movie it wasn't a candy bar but....__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #35 May 5, 2004 Squids are the only creature on this planet to have something other than iron based blood. Their blood is copper based. Also A squid can squeez it self through any opening large enough to fit it's tinny beak through Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #36 May 5, 2004 I know for a fact that Brains has the nicest ass ever!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 22 #37 May 5, 2004 sorry but that's not 100 % correct. the bmw-logo was derived from the bavarian flag - white & blue squares but the part with the aircraft engines is trueThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #38 May 5, 2004 QuoteAfter a recent scientific study, it has been determined that owners of BMW's have sex more than the owners of any other kind of car. I don't have a BMW, and I'm not making this up. Stupid but true. Plaything and I BOTH have BMWs.. hmmm... that makes sense.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #39 May 5, 2004 Mr Rogers was a sniper in Vietnam, before becoming a presbyterian minister I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #40 May 5, 2004 sorry, snopes says nope."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JAC 0 #41 May 5, 2004 Bats are the only mammal that can fly.... and penguins are the only mammal that mates for life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sabre2th 0 #42 May 5, 2004 The US Gov. Spent hundreds of thousands of $$$ to develop a pen that would write in space. The russian Space program just continued to use No. 2 pencils Nick. Those who dance, are cosidered insane by those who can't hear the music. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #43 May 5, 2004 Beer tastes good and improves ones' social skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #44 May 5, 2004 QuoteThe US Gov. Spent hundreds of thousands of $$$ to develop a pen that would write in space. The russian Space program just continued to use No. 2 pencils once again, snopes says nope."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #45 May 5, 2004 Turtles can breathe through their butts. Another interesting fact....when I post from home, a photo of me is my avatar....when i post from work, it changes to a Red Wings logo.....but I don't change it myself. Can anyone explain this, or is it just magic ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romericus 0 #46 May 5, 2004 a duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #47 May 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteAfter a recent scientific study, it has been determined that owners of BMW's have sex more than the owners of any other kind of car. I don't have a BMW, and I'm not making this up. Stupid but true. Plaything and I BOTH have BMWs.. hmmm... that makes sense.. You have to do something while the fucking things are forever in the shop getting fixed. If I tried shagging in my Mercedes, they'd end up having to use the Jaws of Life to remove me. There's just enough room in there to fit me in. A bit like Julie really. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #48 May 5, 2004 There is NO truth in that rumour! And cows can't walk down stairs...or was it up? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #49 May 5, 2004 Illinois Fighting Illini USNA Midshipmen Notre Dame Fighting Irish Are the only three division 1A schools whose mascots contain neither a color, an animal, nor do they end in "s" If you drop the "animal" requirement, it only adds Marshall (Thundering Herd), NC State (Wolfpack), and Nevada (also Wolfpack) I'm a veritable fountain of useless knowledge...Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #50 May 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteThe US Gov. Spent hundreds of thousands of $$$ to develop a pen that would write in space. The russian Space program just continued to use No. 2 pencils once again, snopes says nope. Errrr...Derek worked for NASA training astronauts, and the russians stil prefer to do things the simple way. While the US would spend thousands of dollers to make a clamp that would fit a something exactly the Russians would use a Russian Wire Tie, it's a copper wire that is about 2 feet long with loops on the end it works like a wire tie, wrap it around what ever needs holding down, or wrap it around something and clip into the loops. It is so versitile that the US space programs has started to use them on missions. Another fact the Aspen tree which grows very fast is intolerant of shade so you will only find them where other trees have been knocked down from something like an avalanch, clear cutting, or forest fire. As soon as the slower growing pine trees start to grow in the Aspen die from lack of sun.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
