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Dante's Inferno Hell Test- Which level of hell are you going to?

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I didn't think I was that bad, but it is in a test on the internet, it can't be wrong.
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


I loved this question:

"Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful"

All I could think of was scenes from The Godfather.


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Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.



Well . . . fuck.

:D

Kelly



Well I was a bit depressed about this, but if you're going to be there with me that's not so bad;).
Maybe you could come up to Vancouver in the winter for a test run. It's pretty similar. We can go hunting for mean dogs.

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Damn...between this and the crazy test I'm a F***ing mess....but this just proves just how wrong these tests are cuz I know I'm an :)

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

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:)Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

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:)Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You obviously haven't been to enough DZ parties :ph34r:
I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

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You smuggle in the ice and I'll smuggle in the tequila. I have NO idea why I ended up there--I never hurt animals and I've certainly never attempted to assasinate anyone. I have an ex-husband so that covers 'wishing someone dead'.

We shoulda went to level 2. They are all chilling like they're in Club Med. (THROW DOWN SOME ICEWATER, PLEASE!)~~April


Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

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