nanook 1 #1 May 27, 2004 Okay, fellow supervisors, how many of you wish you could eval someone like this? <> Monthly Overall Evaluation Name________ Date:________ Evaluator________ Knowledge ____The son of a bitch really knows his shit. ____Knows enough to be dangerous. ____Only half of brain is dangerous. ____Fucking brain damaged. his coffee cup has a higher I.Q. Accuracy ____does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy. ____Pretty good. only occasionally blows it out his ass ____Has to take off his shoes to count higher than ten ____Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice. Attitude ____Extremely cooperative (if you kiss his ass frequently) ____Brown noser in good standing. ____Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop ____Doesn't give a shit. Never did, never will. Reliability ____Really dependable little cock-sucker ____Works so hard that he must take an extra day off each week. ____Can rely on him to be the first one out the door ____Totally fucking worthless. Appearance ____Extremely neat. Even combs his pubic hairs. ____Looks great on his days off. ____Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him. ____Dirty, Filthy smelly son-of-a-shit. Performance ____Goes like a son of a bitch if there's money in it for him. ____Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time. ____Works well after an enema. ____Couldn't do less if he were in a coma. Leadership ____carries a chainsaw and gets good results ____Macho attitude, comands total disgust. ____dog fasted 3 days last time he brought home pork chops. ____Mother Theresa told him to get fucked. I understand that I have been counseled and know my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as fucked up as a football bat and I will attempt to correct my deficiencies. ___________________________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mwabd1 0 #2 May 27, 2004 Leadership _X___carries a chainsaw and gets good results ____Macho attitude, comands total disgust. ____dog fasted 3 days last time he brought home pork chops. ____Mother Theresa told him to get fucked. who told my secret? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
