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JustaBill

Name my bird

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Well we were at the mall and we went into the pet store just to let the wife and kids look at the puppies and one thing led to another and we now have a yellow cockatiel. Now we need a cool name, and who else to come up with cool names but cool skydivers. So come on guys and girls....name my bird.
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I've done so much, with so little, for so long
I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever

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Good choice in a bird.

As far as names go name him/her:

Mr.Bill for a boy.
Lucy for a girl.


joe:P
For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be.
Pedro Offers you his Protection.

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Go back to the pet store, get a blue cockatiel to keep it company and name them "Hop" 'n' "Pop"... B|

Birds like companionship. Cockatiels are a little less maintenance than bigger birds, but thrive with lots of attention.
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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I had one last year. His name was DICKHEAD. I gave him his own room and didn't clip his wings, gave him the freedom of the whole house . Just when I thought I had him trained he flew the proverbial coop. Make sure you clip his wings but beware they bite HARD>:(
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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Name the bird Moses, and get a Rotwiller and name him Jesus! Teach the bird how to talk.
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To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities.

--Nevil Shute, Slide Rule

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All great suggestions folks. Keep 'em coming. The wife really liked the "Hop and Pop" idea but I'm not buyin another one. So far I think Ripcord is the front runner, but keep 'em comin
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I've done so much, with so little, for so long
I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever

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OK, I can't take it. Hopefully those who are getting to know me and the rest of you will forgive me...

It's late, I've tried to come up with a cute name for this bird all freaking evening....

And it hit's me, "Name My Bird"????

I know that this won't be the kids version, however,


I'd call the bird FUCKER.



B|


After all, it's a bird right?


B|


I know, I know, keep my day job...


FUCKER WANT A CRACKER? AWWWW THATS A CUTE LITTLE FUCKER NOW, DO ANOTHER TRICK FOR ME.




jjf


peace
It's a gas, gas, gas...

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