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turtlespeed

What is your funniest saying?

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"I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire!"

(to the moron who knows the monkey fucking the football bit) "Put down that football!!"
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One of my favourites when dealing with irritating contractors providing 'services' to the military - so hired by a bunch of notorious cheapskates! >:(

"You pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"
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Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

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Here are some of my personal favorites:

Oh, cry me a river...

Don't be a fucking fucknut...

He should be drug out to the street and shot....

Wakka, wakka, wakka...

Where's the bacon?

Oh, really...ya think so...


~R+R:)...And sometimes, when I am feeling particularly imaginative, I combine two or more...:ph34r:...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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Motor scooters are like fat women.
Fun to ride, as long as your friends don't see you.
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Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would help.
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you couldn't bust a grape

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You've got a big one!? Better spit it out it ain't yours.

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posted at an airport
If assholes could fly; this place would be an airport!

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mine funiest saying....... well i don't really have one..... unless the whole thing i say to tandem pax is....."don't mind the tandem master's belt buckle poking you in the back....he's not wearing one...." best when said to guy on the front of a male tandem master!!!

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