shropshire 0 #76 June 12, 2004 "She's sooo ugly, it looks likes her face has been set on fire and put out with a cricket bat! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #77 June 12, 2004 Another one from a movie. "If that skirt was any shorter, she'd need 2 hair-do's" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #78 June 12, 2004 "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it" Not very funny, but it is a mix between "We'll cross tha bridge when we get to it" and "Don't burn your bridges" It applies very well when dealing with subcontractors. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #79 June 13, 2004 "I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire!" (to the moron who knows the monkey fucking the football bit) "Put down that football!!"_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #80 June 13, 2004 In response to a dumb persons dumb kid. You plant potatos you get potatos. He's dumber than a stump. That aint worth a shit. It's colder than a witches tit. It's hotter than a skunk. Shut up tighter than a nuns cunt. I could go on for an hour but I'll stop there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SublimeBreeze 0 #81 June 13, 2004 I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. Don't piss on my head and tell me its raining gold. Snap! Sean Sean In Thailand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #82 June 13, 2004 "If you people were skydivers, you'd all be dead !" That's when I'm really pissed off with something incredibly stupid when people should just know better. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #83 June 13, 2004 It's hotter than two mice making love in a wool sock in the middle of July! Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damion 0 #84 June 13, 2004 Quote"I see said the blind man to the deaf dumb mute." I see said the blind man to the deaf man, jerking off to the fagot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #85 June 13, 2004 One of my favourites when dealing with irritating contractors providing 'services' to the military - so hired by a bunch of notorious cheapskates! "You pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #86 June 13, 2004 Here are some of my personal favorites: Oh, cry me a river... Don't be a fucking fucknut... He should be drug out to the street and shot.... Wakka, wakka, wakka... Where's the bacon? Oh, really...ya think so... ~R+R...And sometimes, when I am feeling particularly imaginative, I combine two or more......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damion 0 #87 June 13, 2004 a few of my favs: "oh im soooo suuuuure" "ya you keep telling yourself that" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surfers98 0 #88 June 14, 2004 Ugly chicks: "Damn dude, it looks like the ugly bus ran her over, stopped, backed over her, saw how ugly she was and left." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #89 June 14, 2004 Motor scooters are like fat women. Fun to ride, as long as your friends don't see you. ---- Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would help. -------- you couldn't bust a grape ----- You've got a big one!? Better spit it out it ain't yours. ---- posted at an airport If assholes could fly; this place would be an airport! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #90 June 14, 2004 I would hit you if you said either one of those to me. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #91 June 14, 2004 " Damn dude, thats R Kelley Nasty" from a movie for a ugly chick " Shave that dog and teach it to hunt! " "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #92 June 14, 2004 mine funiest saying....... well i don't really have one..... unless the whole thing i say to tandem pax is....."don't mind the tandem master's belt buckle poking you in the back....he's not wearing one...." best when said to guy on the front of a male tandem master!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites