cvfd1399 0 #1 July 8, 2004 Ok so my part time job has started to fizzle out and I tell myself I am waisting time here let's go find something fun to do. I want to work at the kind of places that have always made me think "I wonder how they do that", or "I would like to try that one day". I don't have to keep the job for long, just to try them to say I have done it and see if I like it. So far I have come up with 1.Working at a Zoo 2.At a place where they change tires just to show the other guys it does not take a hour to rotate 4 tires. 3.Installing subwoofers in vehicles 4.Work at a place where they sell bass boats and ATV's 5. Work at a used car dealerships to see how much they lie to people, and to see how they hide defects on cars. 6.Work at a metal fab shop where I get to help turn metal on a lathe. 7.TUG BOAT! 8.Be a helper at a place where they chrome plate stuff 9.Bowling alley 10.Anything outside at our local airport(which does NOT happen to be a DZ) But it would still be cool to park a 747. I am a FF so I might be able to swing a spot on the ARFF. Post your "wish" jobs that you have always wanted to do and I might do it too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 July 8, 2004 Stripper7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #3 July 8, 2004 I don't think there are any male strip clubs desperate enough to go that far lol, but add bartender at a female strip club to that list! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #4 July 8, 2004 Be a bum. You don't have to do much. Just don't be a lazy bum. I piss on lazy bums. Just do the following: 1) Get yourself a cheap Wal-Mart geeetar, preferably from a dumpster, 2) Make the chords completely off tune. 3) Slip and slide through mud to get you and your clothes dirty and raggedy looking. 4) Get a bottle of Jack Daniels and a pack of generic cigarettes. 5) Sit on the side of the road singing songs about how you used to be a Vietnam vet and lost your best friend and you fell in love and she left you for a woman and you drank and drank yourself to retardation, and all you want is a beer and a sandwich. Make sure your lyrics do not rhyme and are barely comprehensible. Then just sit back and watch the pennies and quarters roll on in!This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #5 July 8, 2004 As sad as that sounds it works. What gets me is when you see a really worn down 30 year old bum talking about how he was in vietnam. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #6 July 8, 2004 Cleaning pools bro fun, good cash, make your own time and you get lucky sometimes.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #7 July 8, 2004 That is one I totally forgot about, and I love to clean pools too. Thanks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 July 8, 2004 Oooh, yeah . . . there's tons of money to be found in the bottom of pools. I used to find $100 sometimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 July 8, 2004 1. Scuba diving for golf balls in water hazards. 2. Home business - cat polishing. Put some fabric softener in your dryer and one unsoftened cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #10 July 8, 2004 Cat polishing... LMAO!!! how about.. pack bitch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #11 July 8, 2004 Quotehow about.. pack bitch! **perks up** You hiring?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 July 8, 2004 QuoteCat polishing... LMAO!!! It's the next logical step into domestic life from my previous position as Oil Application Specialist for the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Team. That was a hard day at work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #13 July 8, 2004 QuoteQuotehow about.. pack bitch! **perks up** You hiring?? Hell yah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #14 July 8, 2004 QuoteHell yah! Any unusual dress code that i need to know about?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #15 July 8, 2004 QuoteQuoteHell yah! Any unusual dress code that i need to know about?? Anything you want besides my thong undies.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #16 July 8, 2004 QuoteAnything you want besides my thong undies.. Ok, i think i can handle that, when you coming back to ssm?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 July 8, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteHell yah! Any unusual dress code that i need to know about?? Anything you want besides my thong undies.. They would look like a some kind of French Nose Guard if he put the straps behind his ears. Of course, people each have their own style of wearing them these days... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #18 July 8, 2004 I'm working on quitting my job and moving back to Austin.. but I dunno when.. so either before that or after that. Just dont tell my dzo.. Happythoughts is cracking me up today! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #19 July 8, 2004 QuoteHappythoughts is cracking me up today! Jeez, don't post that crap in the open forums, his head will swell up too big for the plane!!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #20 July 8, 2004 Sorry.. but I'm a visual person, and the image of you with undies on your head is funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #21 July 8, 2004 QuoteSorry.. but I'm a visual person, and the image of you with undies on your head is funny... I wasn't in a very good mood when you were here last or else it is quite possible that you could have seen something like that. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 July 8, 2004 QuoteSorry.. but I'm a visual person, and the image of you with undies on your head is funny... It all fairness, that could happen to anyone. Two people are just sitting there, discussing world events... someone loses their balance, a twist, a tumble... those panties could end up anywhere. Here Kitty, Kitty... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #23 July 8, 2004 hehehe... not me! I dont discuss world events... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 July 8, 2004 Quotehehehe... not me! I dont discuss world events... Fair enough, we'll just move on to the wrasslin' part, but remember that it was your idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Go_Higher 0 #25 July 8, 2004 Dude, I think this one got highjacked... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites