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How would you like to die?

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Me and my bro. were talking about this the other day. If you got to pick the way you go which would it be? I vote for hail of gun fire.
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....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

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As my buddy, Tod Larsen, once said after hearing somebody talking about a guy who frapped and someone replied "At least he died doing what he loved".

Died doing what he loved? You mean screaming his as off while hoping for his reserve to open? Fuck that! I wanna live to be 100 and die in my sleep;)

Peace,
Z






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I would like to die either saving the life of another, or fighting with my team in combat.

I have always thought that dying in the arms the woman of your dreams would be the ultimate way to go, but the psychological impact that it would have on her, I could not bear. Ill stick with the first 2

zulu

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Sudden massive heart attack at age 90, when the jury finds me guilty of statutory rape.

If at that age, I can convince 12 people beyond a reasonable doubt that

1) the underage female wanted to do it with me and

2) I was ABLE to complete the act

I'll die a happy man!
"Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there."

"Your statement answered your question."

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I'd like to get shagged to death




I'm gay - mind to pm me your adress & phone so we can arrange a meeting? :P:)


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:S can I change that to ...ummm.. getting ripped to pieces by a shark:S:S
"Africa is not for sissies"

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95 years old and the hands of an outraged husband whose naked wife is in the bed.


"Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Jokes about pedophilia....
Edit: maybe borderline, but why go there at all

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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I want to go in a freak accident involving three midgets, an elephant, a 450 pound woman... and a C-130 Herc...

Don't ask... you don't want to know... but be assured that there's corny 70s porn music playing when it happens...

and if I ever find myself in the situation I'm visuallizing... I assure you I will go peacefully...

otherwise I'll be fighting to the end...

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All good things arrive unto them that wait--and don't die in the meantime.

-Mark Twain

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When I'm around ninety, with my French jump boots on. But then again since no one wears Frenchies anymore...maybe with my tennis-shoes on.

But then again.....dying in the saddle with a beautiful young woman would also be great...(with my Frenchies still on, of course)

Or maybe having a heart attack at age 90 after flying in 500th to one of B.J. Worth's record attempts. (as long as I'm dreaming I might as well dream big).

Going suddenly, in my sleep, dreaming of skydiving, or good looking women might not be too bad. I mean what else is there in life. Just as long as I don't have to do any suffering first.

Oh hell, I just can't decide...maybe I'll live forever....Steve1..

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