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turtlespeed

Reincarnated Skydiver - banned from pub

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Must've been a skydiver in his former life:D



Get outta my head!

That's why I posted it!

I'm changing the Subject line.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Mr Tate said: "I couldn't have him in the pub if I wanted to so I had to bar him. If he comes in I've found the best way to get him out is to use something shiny[




yup definitely a former skydiver


Oh look.. something shiny..:)

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WHAT?

Put an old skydiving soul in a cage?

WTF - I say take him to altitude one day and let HIM fly -

Him - Him - FUCK HIM!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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That's a funny looking Magpie.
Our are much more agressive looking and they eat meat, and bash the shit outa you if you go near their nests in breeding season:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Magpies are annoying critters, especially if they're nicking your beer :ph34r:

I did giggle at the

"...It was getting too much - he was too mischievous and he used to attack children. He used to land on them and peck at their heads, which was funny to watch so long as it wasn't your kid."

:D:D:D:D:D

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Chips
Like pringles and lays and shit like that


Yeah, we call them crisps over here - although we get Walkers and Golden Wonder in pubs - not Pringles :( I wonder which flavour the magpie likes best?
I haven't tried feeding my birds chips yet... I don't eat them, but I'm pretty sure that they would! Especially after a few swigs of beer :D

Steph
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