skydivexxl 0 #76 July 31, 2004 My 1000th post was WEAK!!!!!! Damn... Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #77 July 31, 2004 QuoteMy 1000th post was WEAK!!!!!! Damn... You'll have to do better for your 2000th... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #78 July 31, 2004 QuoteWell, I'm waiting for someone to turn me on... I'd love to help out, but this is a family show you know. What I have in mind.....well.......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #79 July 31, 2004 QuoteQuoteWell, I'm waiting for someone to turn me on... I'd love to help out, but this is a family show you know. What I have in mind.....well....... Ooooooh, naughty...I like that....... ~R+R...Ooooh come on...you know you wanna...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chandelle 0 #80 July 31, 2004 The lack of creativity here really is astounding isn't it? All these people with all their pretentions of prowess. How sad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #81 August 3, 2004 QuoteWell, I'm waiting for someone to turn me on...so far we have discussed swallowing...but nothing that is really blowing my flag (yes, pun intended)...... Entertain me please... ~R+R...Champagne is not quite chilled... ok so I miss a few days. it happens w/ my new job. but heres a little something, directed at no one specific.... enjoy. Our sweating bodies glisten in the flickering candlelight. You know this is only the beginning, your body aches for me. Your heart pounds in your chest, it rings in your ears. You stare into my brown eyes, my piercing gaze touches your soul, warms your body. As I lean in close to you, the heat of my body caresses yours oh yea no you can not use this w/o my express permission!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #82 August 3, 2004 dude, you been reading those romance novels again havn't you????? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #83 August 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteWell, I'm waiting for someone to turn me on...so far we have discussed swallowing...but nothing that is really blowing my flag (yes, pun intended)...... Entertain me please... ~R+R...Champagne is not quite chilled... ok so I miss a few days. it happens w/ my new job. but heres a little something, directed at no one specific.... enjoy. Our sweating bodies glisten in the flickering candlelight. You know this is only the beginning, your body aches for me. Your heart pounds in your chest, it rings in your ears. You stare into my brown eyes, my piercing gaze touches your soul, warms your body. As I lean in close to you, the heat of my body caresses yours oh yea no you can not use this w/o my express permission!!! Blah blah blah...too tame. Where's the rolling eyes smiley?? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #84 August 4, 2004 Lame? its the friggin intro? damn what do you want for the first couple of sentences? REALLY? thats the first few. copy. paste. I have more. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #85 August 4, 2004 QuoteLame? its the friggin intro? damn what do you want for the first couple of sentences? REALLY? thats the first few. copy. paste. I have more. Oh really, go on...... ~R+R...YOU READ BODICE RIPPERS!!!!!!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #86 August 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteLame? its the friggin intro? damn what do you want for the first couple of sentences? REALLY? thats the first few. copy. paste. I have more. Oh really, go on...... ~R+R...YOU READ BODICE RIPPERS!!!!!! you got a man!! make him write you something. the lines are something I wrote. and YES it does get better. As I lean in close to you, the heat of my body caresses yours. My breath dances on your neck like a touch of silk. My lips press to yours, my tongue parts your lips slipping slowly past them. The kiss is hot, like a hot summer day just after a shower, and it beckons you toward bliss. My hands wander your body, exploring and learning. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #87 August 4, 2004 Quoteyou got a man!! He's at work, now go on......This is good shit...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #88 August 4, 2004 yes, I know. Its pleased a few. but I will NOT post the entire thing. Maybe some other lines. But my kisses that move down across your breasts, my tongue circles one of your nipples, causing it to become hard. Then I suck ever so lightly; again my kisses move down. Oh, yea, im done till we see some other posters.!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #89 August 4, 2004 QuoteOh, yea, im done till we see some other posters.! Poohead...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #90 August 4, 2004 show me your stuff and Ill show you mine!!! oh, and I do have a PM too. geeze. BTW, Im not gonna get you all hot and botherd so you can call yo man! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #91 August 4, 2004 QuoteBTW, Im not gonna get you all hot and botherd so you can call yo man! I don't have to read bodice rippers to do that...... I don't publish my 'prose'...I'm too embarassed...and no it isn't sex related, believe it or not...... ~R+R...So, you publish this stuff or just do it for fun?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #92 August 4, 2004 No im not published. I sat down one night and started it. A week or two later I was done w/ it. I write sometimes to get rid of some feelings or just put them out there. So I did. The excerpts above are the beginning portions. I have lots of others stuff but its dark and depressing. This is much better. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #93 August 4, 2004 Yep me too..but yes, this is much better...... So when do they whip out the chains? ~R+R......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #94 August 4, 2004 QuoteYep me too..but yes, this is much better...... So when do they whip out the chains? ~R+R...... not in this one. I do belive that is one of your obsessions!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #95 August 4, 2004 QuoteQuoteYep me too..but yes, this is much better...... So when do they whip out the chains? ~R+R...... not in this one. I do belive that is one of your obsessions!!! What in God's name would give you that impression? Seriously, what? ~R+R...Anything to do with my sig line?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #96 August 4, 2004 Quoteanything......give me something... how about some erotic haiku for Valentine's Day.. I want to make love feel your body next to mine Holy Cow, You're HUGE ummm... are you into girls?...lol _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #97 August 4, 2004 This is a very oldddddd thread ... and the huge part would be referring to the size of a man's penis. not the udders on a cow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #98 August 4, 2004 QuoteThis is a very oldddddd thread ... and the huge part would be referring to the size of a man's penis. not the udders on a cow LMAO! ... Oh, okay then... cause I was trying to figure out how I can turn you on, and I was having a hard time coming up with anything.. LOL _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
