misskriss 0 #1 February 8, 2003 anything......give me something... how about some erotic haiku for Valentine's Day.. I want to make love feel your body next to mine Holy Cow, You're HUGE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #2 February 8, 2003 That should do it, somebody'll show up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #3 February 8, 2003 LOL......ya think??? oh come on, Opie..write me a haiku...just for meeeeeee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 February 8, 2003 You don't want me to unleash my erotic thoughts on you. You couldn't handle it. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #5 February 8, 2003 Sweetie...come on..I'm a bit older than you..I think I can handle it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #6 February 8, 2003 do it, do it. She can handle it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 February 8, 2003 Yeah, I'm at work. Y'all entertain me with your erotic thoughts.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #8 February 8, 2003 LOL....I'm thinkin no one has any erotic thoughts tonight.... oh well...I tried... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #9 February 8, 2003 What kinda work? Just for erotic ideas ya know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #10 February 8, 2003 Snake tamer.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #11 February 8, 2003 Quote Snake tamer. Snakes need nice places to keep warm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #12 February 8, 2003 thanks for the haiku, Opie...I can see you really love me.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #13 February 8, 2003 I'm so sorry. Can I make it up to you. In person Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #14 February 8, 2003 Quote I'm thinkin no one has any erotic thoughts tonight.... oh well...I tried... Our limbs intertwined. Slip your hand inside my briefs- You will learn of 'huge'. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #15 February 8, 2003 you are within a hundred yards aren't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #16 February 8, 2003 It will take two hands I believe it's a tree trunk Now, I think I'm scared... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #18 February 8, 2003 Sunny's here too. Touch her Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 February 8, 2003 QuoteSunny's here too. Touch her Oh, now you wanna see misskris touch me.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #20 February 8, 2003 can I can I can I???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #21 February 8, 2003 QuoteNow, I think I'm scared... Cast away your angst. Quiet whispers, gentle strokes Do not know of fear. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #22 February 8, 2003 sliding up and down my hands slide smoothly over Fear is gone-- I like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #23 February 8, 2003 Hey everyone here can do there thing Ill just sit back and watch besides like Kriss says shes old she can handle it hehehe Im sure she remembers the days when her man would club her over the head and drag her by her hair into his cave for a late night um FUN yeah thats it.Hmmm a Haiku for MissKriss - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #24 February 8, 2003 stop with the foreplay and bring your new friend over to the kick ass thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #25 February 8, 2003 Hey.....I'm going to kick your ass when I get to Atlanta... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites