airtwardo 6 #51 August 11, 2004 QuoteDGIT~Dead Guy In Training One of my all time favorites *** And don't forget: "CTD" ~ "Circling The Drain" What a DGIT does after ignoring the "Well, there's always Golf" speech... and continuing to jump. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #52 August 11, 2004 QuoteAnvil-a large skydiver capable of belly flying with freefliers Tugboat- A anvils canopy Both apply to me Yeah, I'm an ANVIL too!!! Belly speed of 153 on my Neptune a week or so ago!!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #53 August 11, 2004 Relaxed arch 174 mph. Average RW speed 138 mph. I haven't tried to arch my ass off yet and see my max belly speed. Sounds like my next dive plan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,254 #54 August 11, 2004 Balloon suit or tight fitDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #55 August 12, 2004 well the 174 was with a student jumpsuit. I have a baggy custom tony with swoops and afterburners now. I want to try it with and without suit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 18 #56 August 12, 2004 Hi PC, I'm surprised that no one has posted------- CRATER, the gingerbread man shaped hole left at ground zero of a high speed (very little or no canopy out) landing. Very "Impressive" in soft dirt!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #57 August 12, 2004 QuoteTossin' Toads - Throwing out SL students HEY!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #58 August 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteTossin' Toads - Throwing out SL students HEY!! *** Slingin' meat~ Tandems ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firstime 0 #59 August 12, 2004 who makes up this terminology, like the plumbing industry.. there is ..ball cock(toilet) nipples (steel pipe) and the best is a pet cock valve (normally a boiler drain valve). Just like our terminolgy who makes this shit up such as "horney gorilla",, hybrid dead spider, wuffo etc.... etc . hey Im not bitchin but laughing as who labels this stuff. LMAO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #60 August 12, 2004 yeah, and I am still waiting for someone to expain the sheep fixation... NSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #61 August 12, 2004 PM Clay... I've heard of a Kevorkian, but that was in reference to getting our reserve rush packed the night before, and finding a rigger after the beer light has been on, or using a packer whose girlfriend you ave slept with. Never yourself, since, well, Kevorkian was the help, not the subject. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #62 August 12, 2004 QuoteNever yourself, since, well, Kevorkian was the help, not the subject. *** The Rushed packed rig was the Kevorkian... not the jumper. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
talon2 0 #63 August 12, 2004 Nippon Clippon.....Japanese Tandem. Deceleration Trauma.....No explanation needed. Pavement poisoning..See above. Gig...Golf is good.....Please dont come back. Bounce Lotto. Winner has picked and paid for Grid references of the DZ f when anticipating the accident waiting to happen Mike. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #64 August 12, 2004 VIDIOT--- I thought we had some of those here. I have recently stepped into that titleMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pccoder 0 #65 August 12, 2004 Thank you all for your participation. Now I feel I can adequately speak the lingo at the DZ and understand what the hell everyone around me is saying. PcCoder.net Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 49 #66 August 12, 2004 QuotePenetration - the ground of speed of a parachute when pointed antiparallel to the wind direction. Spanking - a very fast inflation of the parachute when deployed, resulting in discomfort and possibly pain to the skydiver. Horny Gorilla - a type of linked exit typically done by freeflyers. Horny Gorilla.... Spanking..... Penetration.... Use those three in one sentence and you will have a hard time convincing a whuffo that you are talking about skydiving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #67 August 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteTossin' Toads - Throwing out SL students HEY!! Hey what? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #68 August 12, 2004 Waterbug - Getting as big as you can after you have gone low on a formation - as seen on many videos.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #69 August 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteTossin' Toads - Throwing out SL students HEY!! Hey what? Some people dont like the term toads asscociated with students ...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #70 August 12, 2004 Quote"Ray Charles" ~ Off site landing Helen Keller Award I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #71 August 12, 2004 QuoteQuote"Ray Charles" ~ Off site landing Helen Keller Award That one's for spotting.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybo 0 #72 August 12, 2004 Intentional cutaway = Breaking up with your significant other Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
packerboy 3 #73 August 12, 2004 Ka-chinged- as in Johnny ka-ching ka-chinged last weekend. - Same as above only not so intentional... and done with a parachute Biffed - as in Johnny biffed in on his reserve last weekend. - Landed like a chump on a canopy that he was too excited to practice flair under... Creeper bowling - The stupid rainy day sport that caused me wiplash in May that still hurts (hint: don't use full Culligan water bottles as bowling pins) Dirt alert - audible altimeter that tells you when you are close to eating dirt.. so it's time to pull your pud. Bone-us altidude - the extra altitude that the pilot needs to ensure enough time to pull his pud on the way down, usually preceed by someone in the plane making a deposit in the pilots mental "spank bank" edited for typos -------------------------------------------------- In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. ~ Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 18 #74 August 12, 2004 Hi Packer, Dirt Alert, #2 also goes by the term, "Reaper Beeper."SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
exwhuffo 0 #75 August 13, 2004 brain fart/helmet fire / brain freeze= i forget what these mean. dumped/pulled/got scared=deployed pc vidiot= videogragher more busts than a Miss America pagent=judges and their dam rules! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
