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RkyMtnHigh

12 Rules of Life

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12. Life is sexually transmitted.

11.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.

10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

9. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

8. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good
for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

6. Whenever I start feeling blue, I start breathing
again.

5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents.

3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest
profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

And the # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

Most "terrorists" are reported to have come to the
US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years.
Now compare that to Blockbuster; if you are 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.





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10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.




Bwaahahahaha...


Yeah, so?

This line will definately be shown to Morgan...actually, I think I'll wait till tonight when we go to Bed, Bath and Beyond to register to tell her.B|:P:P
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Most "terrorists" are reported to have come to the
US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years.
Now compare that to Blockbuster; if you are 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.



Another take on that one -

Does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can track a cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington.
Also they track her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country.

The solution is to give every illegal alien a cow.






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10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



I was looking for a chapter and verse. I just know this is in the Bible somewhere. ;)



Happythoughts and Unstable: My picnic lunch is packed and ready to go!:ph34r:;)





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Happythoughts and Unstable: My picnic lunch is packed and ready to go!




Shesh, I'm not even hungry!! And it's going to take a lot more than a lunch to ........... (I'll stop here) :D




Go ahead...I'm listening....*pulling up a chair*:S:ph34r:





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Shesh, I'm not even hungry!! And it's going to take a lot more than a lunch to



dude, you've never heard somebody tell about how they needed to pack a lunch........... as in..... "babe, you better pack a lunch".....

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9. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks



don't forgetthis one......

build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night, set a man on fire andyou keep him warm for the rest of his life.....

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:o it made you lose your appetite? I can change it back to the cheezy grin pic..perhaps I should:S



Please refer to rule #10:D:D
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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Another take on that one -

Does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can track a cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington.
Also they track her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country.

The solution is to give every illegal alien a cow.



Well we'd tag them all with the locators but the ACLU has more pull than PETA. ;)

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Most "terrorists" are reported to have come to the
US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years.
Now compare that to Blockbuster; if you are 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.



hahha I love rkymtnhigh:D

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

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