321seeya 0 #1 October 14, 2004 Basically, I just want to have a discussion on if people think that Sex on the dz is a problem. My stance: just because many dropzones have all sorts of hardcore sex acts done after hours doesn't mean that it's okay for others to do so. Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's acceptable. The more welcoming a dropzone is of after hours blowjobs/rimming/anal sex whatever, the easier it is for jumeprs to go and get a piece of ass during the day. I'm a selfish individual; I don't want others to ruin my fun and make me worry about stuff that shouldn't be an issue but is: Horney Skydivers. Should dzs take a stricter stance on nekkidness to keep us all safe? SGC has a very strict policy that I applaud them for: they kick people off the dz if they masturbate on the plane. Yes, I don't have to jump where hardcore sex acts are common. I have that choice, and I'm well aware of my choices. Just because I can speak with my dollar, should I not speak with words as well? Where does an owner draw the line between keeping the popular people happy and keeping everyone else feeling comfortable? Should a person feel forced into having to "just deal with it" to enjoy jumps? When it comes to hardcore sex, I'm a big ol' prude. casual sex was cool when I was in high school because people in high school tend to be insecure. Grow up, people. blowing your fourway team is not cool. It is not cool to fill whatever void you have in your life with something so empty. How much longer do people like me have to put up with others being retarded? OBVIOUSLY A PARODY POST AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN ANY MANNER! IF YOU ARE GETTING LAID AT THE DZ...KEEP IT UP . BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voodew1 0 #2 October 14, 2004 I know this will probably get deleted but it belongs in the hall of FLAME You rock The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #3 October 14, 2004 And it's a funny parody.."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #4 October 14, 2004 best thread ever!!! NSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #5 October 14, 2004 QuoteShould dzs take a stricter stance on nekkidness to keep us all safe? SGC has a very strict policy that I applaud them for: they kick people off the dz if they masturbate on the plane. To think all this time I thought guys couldn't get it up on the ride to altitude. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #6 October 14, 2004 hahahaaa..... cool, I knew I recognized the wording... LOL... funny stuff "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meltdown 0 #7 October 14, 2004 That's the fuckin' funniest thing I've ever read on this site. Thanks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AdD 1 #8 October 14, 2004 I just went to a Noam Chomsky lecture stoned... oh wait this isn't the drug thread... or the soap box... lolLife is ez On the dz Every jumper's dream 3 rigs and an airstream Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1shlips 2 #9 October 14, 2004 Quotethey kick people off the dz if they masturbate on the plane. The secret is to sit in the back of the plane, and to get your fly open easier use velcro instead of a zipper (a rigger can do this in 5 min). Then, after everybody sits down and has buckled their seatbelt (safety first!), pull out yer pecker and start rubbing it on their rig. I started freeflying and then found CRW...so I could sit in the back and nobody would notice ('cept the pilot, but he thinks its funny). ...and if they feel you rubbing, just tell them its a "pin check".-- drop zone (drop'zone) n. An incestuous sesspool of broken people. -- Attributed to a whuffo girlfriend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bumgangster 0 #10 October 14, 2004 Very funny Do you think they'll get it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #11 October 14, 2004 and...priceless. Good show. I give it a 9.5. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyfree 0 #12 October 14, 2004 bwaahahaha....What a great parody....and it sends out a message too... Felipe-- Blue Skies NO FEARS, NO LIMITS, NO MONEY... "A Subitánea et Improvísa Morte, Líbera nos, Domine." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
acrojunky 0 #13 October 14, 2004 as a option at this DZ we offer multi purpose team rooms and a saran rap'd pack area and don't forget to get your latex up front at manifest and for load priority be shure to see the jump pilot before hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #14 October 14, 2004 Man, this is funny shit! Anyone who doesn't laugh like hell when reading this parody DEFINITELY needs sex at their dz! QuoteGrow up, people. blowing your fourway team is not cool. LMFAO! -A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 October 14, 2004 Quoteand don't forget to get your latex up front at manifest What about peopl allergic to latex? The DZ should take provide non-latex alternatives. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #16 October 14, 2004 .....but the only way we could test for people imparing themselves with sexual activities would a very dirty horrible job. Where would you find someone that would be willing to partake in such an roll to the dz? .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #17 October 14, 2004 As far has hardcore sex goes, I am against that, however a BLOWJOB IS NOT HARDCORE SEX.....anything that does not involve video and groups is not hardcore sex, I am pro sex all the way and always will be. I do not condone sex on the plane, especially during jumps, but once the beer light is on HELL YA! That is one thing I love so much about being a skydiver and being around dropzones so much is that the majority of people are open minded and view sex the same way as I do....okay you may flame me now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #18 October 14, 2004 Quote.....but the only way we could test for people imparing themselves with sexual activities would a very dirty horrible job. Where would you find someone that would be willing to partake in such an roll to the dz? i volunteer...wait did I just say that outloud? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #19 October 14, 2004 I agree at the end of the rant I was hoping for directions to the location that was being described!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #20 October 14, 2004 I know that at my home DZ, lets just call it Skydive Greensbur, we all have a huge 17 way orgy on the way to altitude every load. If this is a serious post, I don't get it.......... You can't stop people from being and doing what they want. Its skydiving, not an afterschool special. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bumgangster 0 #21 October 14, 2004 I have observed skydivers chasing after popular/world-class skydivers and giving them the good head so that they can be cool, too. I have observed people who use sex as a bonding experience, and that's sad. I'm confident enough in myself to get close to people with communication...not sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #22 October 14, 2004 this is __BY FAR__ the funniest thing I've read in a long time. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #23 October 14, 2004 ROFLMFAO! This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #24 October 14, 2004 QuoteTo think all this time I thought guys couldn't get it up on the ride to altitude. I thought you've jumped with me?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #25 October 14, 2004 Quoteand to get your fly open easier use velcro instead of a zipper Fuck the VElcro, it rubs ya' raw...it's all about the button fly......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
